yeah what ever
there was an entry here that i really did not like. i thought about what i was thinkin when i wrote it, dumb idea...
people only read these things when they're interesting...
i had an interesting day.
the reasons i didn't go to school today was because of the event that occured. this morning i was so groggy i ended up getting on the 14 instead of the 654. i didn't care...i just felt like getting a jamba juice. so i go into jamba juice and the cashier was watchign me as i decided. she was cute i'll admit. i looked at her and she smiled at me...followed by a wink...i kinda gave this "it's just a hello but i am interested wave." i ordered my juice ad she wrote something on my reciept...her phone number. she said call me as i walked out. that made me feel a little better about myself. so i'm walking down the street and i stopped for a red light, and i noticed this girl on the other side of the street. and i'm a guy of coarse i'm gonna look at her. to my suprise she wave at me...and i waved back...the same wave i gave the juice girl. she didn't cross the street, instead she waited for me to cross...i approached her and she starts off a conversatiopn with, "do you like what you see?" i laughed!...i said yes...but i laughed. she asked me if i had a girlfriend and if i wanted one. i just said,"i'll see you around" and walked away...she pinched my butt...i jumped...hehehe...after that...unusual incident i went to burger king because i needed some bad fast food to recover. looking at the menu, i felt warm air around my neck from behind me...i turned around and this beautiful girl was just breathing on me...i thought it was kinda gross and kind of flattering also. i said "hi" and continued on with my decision on my meal. i ordered the double cheese burger meal and i sat down. i heard the girl that was behind me say in a mildly seductive way...
"how big are your fries?"
the man behind the counter nervously responded...
"umm...i can't really say ma'am."
"that's too bad...i'll just have a milkshake."
"what size ma'am?"
"...hmm...how about....large."
"what flavor?"
"...mmmmm...suprise me!"
i couldn't help but to laugh...i just wish i had done it quieter. she turned around and looked at me and i stopped. she gave me this smile that implied, "how cute." i just kept eating...she sat down at the table infront of me facing my direction. she made sure i noticed her drink her milkshake. in my head i thought,"is she for real?" she drank it slow...i wasn't sure if she was being sexy or if the milkshake was that thick. and then she sat down at my table...there was a brief period of silence. it was broken by her saying..."listen stud...i want you to do exactly what i say." i was on the brink of walking away but she said,"just hear me out!" i decided to sit and listen. she said," i want you...to walk into that bathroom and see if there's a dark haired man standing at the fountain." i only agreed to it because i wanted to get out of there. i walk into the bathroom and i look left and right...no dark haired man...just emptiness. i felt a sudden jolt into my back and i was pushed into the bathroom stall. i turned to see who shoved me and to my suprise...was the girl from jamba juice...she looks at me ans says "now it's just you and me." she grabs my head and startes kissing my face...alot. i kissed back i few times but i just thought it was too weird...but then she stopped. she sudden;y fell over and behind her was the girl that was on the street! she had hit juice girl with hamburger pattie that was made out of god knows what. she looks at the unconcious juice clerk and says,"bitch." she turns to me and says,"i had to keep an eye on you...i thought some whore would try to snatch you up!" she takes me by the arm and pulls me up. she gives a quick kiss on the lips and says lets ride. we run out of the burger king and i can't help but to wonder what happened to milkshake whore. street chick pulls out a set of keys and opens the door to her car. it's a '86 green mustang. i got in without a doubt. she begins to drive and milkshake whore jumps infront of the car screaming, "stop!" street chick avoids her and punches the accelerator. we're going at about 70 mph in downtown oakland! she looks at me, smiles and winks, then says,"aren't i the lucky one?!" i laughed and just enjoyed the ride. eventually she slowed down. i still couldn't help but wonder what i had gotten myself into. She looks at me and says,"my name's Alondra, what's yours?" i said. "i'm Blaine."and she slammed on the brake...she looked at me as if she we're in shock. "what?" i said as she struck fear into my soul. she says to me,"do you go to skyline?" "yeah" i said. she looks at me and her face slowly turned into anger. she stares and says..."then why the hell aren't you at school?!" i said..."i caught the wrong bus." she gives me this cold look and says..."get out." i gladly got out of the car and gave her my goodbye wave. it kina of a "see ya, we could have had something wave." i walked down to the jack london cinema and sat on the steps...a woman sat next to me and says..."hey cutie." i didn't even want to look at her. i gave her my "it's been a rough day, you can stay and talk if you want, but i won't care" wave. she says to me"my name is Angelina Jolie, would you like to take a ride?" i looked at the amzingly beautiful movie star and said..."hell fucking yeah..." we got into her limo and drove into the sunset.
we made love 72 times.
i got home around 6:42...
people only read these things when they're interesting...
i had an interesting day.
the reasons i didn't go to school today was because of the event that occured. this morning i was so groggy i ended up getting on the 14 instead of the 654. i didn't care...i just felt like getting a jamba juice. so i go into jamba juice and the cashier was watchign me as i decided. she was cute i'll admit. i looked at her and she smiled at me...followed by a wink...i kinda gave this "it's just a hello but i am interested wave." i ordered my juice ad she wrote something on my reciept...her phone number. she said call me as i walked out. that made me feel a little better about myself. so i'm walking down the street and i stopped for a red light, and i noticed this girl on the other side of the street. and i'm a guy of coarse i'm gonna look at her. to my suprise she wave at me...and i waved back...the same wave i gave the juice girl. she didn't cross the street, instead she waited for me to cross...i approached her and she starts off a conversatiopn with, "do you like what you see?" i laughed!...i said yes...but i laughed. she asked me if i had a girlfriend and if i wanted one. i just said,"i'll see you around" and walked away...she pinched my butt...i jumped...hehehe...after that...unusual incident i went to burger king because i needed some bad fast food to recover. looking at the menu, i felt warm air around my neck from behind me...i turned around and this beautiful girl was just breathing on me...i thought it was kinda gross and kind of flattering also. i said "hi" and continued on with my decision on my meal. i ordered the double cheese burger meal and i sat down. i heard the girl that was behind me say in a mildly seductive way...
"how big are your fries?"
the man behind the counter nervously responded...
"umm...i can't really say ma'am."
"that's too bad...i'll just have a milkshake."
"what size ma'am?"
"...hmm...how about....large."
"what flavor?"
"...mmmmm...suprise me!"
i couldn't help but to laugh...i just wish i had done it quieter. she turned around and looked at me and i stopped. she gave me this smile that implied, "how cute." i just kept eating...she sat down at the table infront of me facing my direction. she made sure i noticed her drink her milkshake. in my head i thought,"is she for real?" she drank it slow...i wasn't sure if she was being sexy or if the milkshake was that thick. and then she sat down at my table...there was a brief period of silence. it was broken by her saying..."listen stud...i want you to do exactly what i say." i was on the brink of walking away but she said,"just hear me out!" i decided to sit and listen. she said," i want you...to walk into that bathroom and see if there's a dark haired man standing at the fountain." i only agreed to it because i wanted to get out of there. i walk into the bathroom and i look left and right...no dark haired man...just emptiness. i felt a sudden jolt into my back and i was pushed into the bathroom stall. i turned to see who shoved me and to my suprise...was the girl from jamba juice...she looks at me ans says "now it's just you and me." she grabs my head and startes kissing my face...alot. i kissed back i few times but i just thought it was too weird...but then she stopped. she sudden;y fell over and behind her was the girl that was on the street! she had hit juice girl with hamburger pattie that was made out of god knows what. she looks at the unconcious juice clerk and says,"bitch." she turns to me and says,"i had to keep an eye on you...i thought some whore would try to snatch you up!" she takes me by the arm and pulls me up. she gives a quick kiss on the lips and says lets ride. we run out of the burger king and i can't help but to wonder what happened to milkshake whore. street chick pulls out a set of keys and opens the door to her car. it's a '86 green mustang. i got in without a doubt. she begins to drive and milkshake whore jumps infront of the car screaming, "stop!" street chick avoids her and punches the accelerator. we're going at about 70 mph in downtown oakland! she looks at me, smiles and winks, then says,"aren't i the lucky one?!" i laughed and just enjoyed the ride. eventually she slowed down. i still couldn't help but wonder what i had gotten myself into. She looks at me and says,"my name's Alondra, what's yours?" i said. "i'm Blaine."and she slammed on the brake...she looked at me as if she we're in shock. "what?" i said as she struck fear into my soul. she says to me,"do you go to skyline?" "yeah" i said. she looks at me and her face slowly turned into anger. she stares and says..."then why the hell aren't you at school?!" i said..."i caught the wrong bus." she gives me this cold look and says..."get out." i gladly got out of the car and gave her my goodbye wave. it kina of a "see ya, we could have had something wave." i walked down to the jack london cinema and sat on the steps...a woman sat next to me and says..."hey cutie." i didn't even want to look at her. i gave her my "it's been a rough day, you can stay and talk if you want, but i won't care" wave. she says to me"my name is Angelina Jolie, would you like to take a ride?" i looked at the amzingly beautiful movie star and said..."hell fucking yeah..." we got into her limo and drove into the sunset.
we made love 72 times.
i got home around 6:42...