telemarketing: not just for parasites anymore
well i have a confession to make... i am a telemarketer. ell technically a 'telephone sales representative' or a TSR for short. yes i am a whore for the advertising industry. i bother people at home, during dinner, i call people who've been dead for 15 years, and i piss of spouces because i wont talk to them. all for the purpose of selling complete shit to a few people who can use it, and a whole bunch of complete retards who can't say no to anything.
"Hi this is _______ calling on behalf of (Whatever stupid fucking) bank, and the reason for my call today is to let you know that we're gonna be sending you out some information on a brand new (BullShit) program we just started sponserring. we also would like to include a few free gifts and a thirty day trail for only one dollar. that way you can try out this new program while you're looking it over in the comfor tof your own home." i'm so sure. what we don't tell you until the verbaitem is yhat we continue to charge the regular monthly fee of "jus 10.95" or 11.99 or 9.99 or 8.95... it sux i don' know anybody who likes the job. the only reason i work there is because it's a job and because they're flexible with my hours to accomidate school. i've been told every excuse in the book, i've been called every nsme, and every five seconds i get to repeat the same pitch over and over and over and over and over.... yes lots of fun
i have to go now... off to work for another funfilled day in hell, so toodle-oo
-spikes
"Hi this is _______ calling on behalf of (Whatever stupid fucking) bank, and the reason for my call today is to let you know that we're gonna be sending you out some information on a brand new (BullShit) program we just started sponserring. we also would like to include a few free gifts and a thirty day trail for only one dollar. that way you can try out this new program while you're looking it over in the comfor tof your own home." i'm so sure. what we don't tell you until the verbaitem is yhat we continue to charge the regular monthly fee of "jus 10.95" or 11.99 or 9.99 or 8.95... it sux i don' know anybody who likes the job. the only reason i work there is because it's a job and because they're flexible with my hours to accomidate school. i've been told every excuse in the book, i've been called every nsme, and every five seconds i get to repeat the same pitch over and over and over and over and over.... yes lots of fun
i have to go now... off to work for another funfilled day in hell, so toodle-oo
-spikes