::shakes FIST at USPS::

[spikeflare]

i'll post about the beach later.

but i'm walking up the steps to the front door of my townhouse, and i see this crumpled up brown thing there. and i think "man, is that trash???" then i realize, it's a package, and i'm like "oh crap.....please let that be for Dad..." but instead it's suppose to be rocket tubing and a nose cone in THIS:

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[rubylox]

So I've weighed all the options and the only one that is in any way remotely possible is that on the way to your house the UPS truck was obviously abducted by 15 ft tall space aliens who really only wanted to find the brownies that some midle aged woman was sending to her youngest child who was off at sleep away camp for the summer. But as soon as the truck came into possesion of the aliens, a distant relative of King Kong spotted the flying saucer and decided to play some frisbee. Of course when he threw his ufo frisbee he realized what bad aim he had and the saucer crashed into the Elephant Cage at the National Zoo. The packages were obviously strewn across the area as the frightened animals ran wildly as one would if a flying saucer ufo frisbee had just been hurled into your living room. Your package was obviously trampled by these beasts. I'm sure that as the cleaning crew was tidying up the mess they must have felt obligated to ship the stolen packages to there rightful destinations. Except for the brownies, because we all know that kid was at fat camp and wouldnt be allowed to receive the sugarloaded parcel anyway.

This is obviously the only reasonable scenario.

[spikeflare]

FINALLY, IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!! =;^)

kristin, your scenario rocks ::fuzz fuzz:: hehe