Got back on the dance floor Friday night at Temple for Doc Martin. Darci, Deanna's sister was in town all weekend and we hung with her. The club was full of retards, stalkers and some cool people. All in all a great night. I almost had to fight a guy who wouldn't get the hints as girls were literally running away from him. At one point I told him ( Read more... )

...I wouldn't know how to react.
I was thinking about poop scenarios just now and what I'd do in an accidental poop releasing situation. Like, say I was at a client's office and a turd just needed to be let go? It should be noted that I wear boxer shorts. So if a turd did make it's way from my furry little cyclops, it's most likely that it would ( Read more... )

So. Fucking. Broke. And I just got paid.

Man, what a downer. I'm literally at $0 as of tomorrow. I'm glad I filled up my gas tank today. I will be driving slower for the next 14 days, let's try and stretch out that tank of gas. Maybe less air conditioning? Ugh.

The worst part of being broke right now is that I have no way out. I have no way to make ( Read more... )