Handing Out F Yous
Fuck Yous....
-Fuck you to the bitch in the blue bmw that can't drive for shit and has to look over her shoulder a million times to merge into a fucking lane that I'm already in, and sitting there waiting for her to fucking come over into and clearly leaving her enough goddamn room. Fuck you cunt, learn to drive a fast car if you are going to own one. Eat my ass.
-Fuck you to Mac users that don't know how to use their own Macs.
-Fuck you to people that have RAID drives on their computers for no fucking reason.
-Fuck you to people that have $20,000 servers yet still have the need to keep vital documents on their personal computers at a workplace therefore causing me to have to do an "upgrade" instead of a clean install of Vista and in turn having to find all the goddamn fucking lame ass drivers that they don't have and uninstall all the bullshit Vista don't like and find a stupid Raid driver update. Which I didn't find but somehow Vista let me go ahead on the 3rd attempt.
-Fuck you Bill Gates.
-Fuck you to the lady at the Pizza place with her loud kids.
-Fuck you to Office 2007. Fuck you so hard. Fuck you with a limp dick. Fuck you for having so many goddamn popup windows and shit when you first open outlook.
-Fuck you google toolbar and google desktop. Get off me, fucking shitheads. You are almost like spyware. Watch your step.
-Fuck you credit cards that I like to use.
-Fuck me, often.
-Fuck you asshole that stole Gabby's tire and sold it back to her. You'll get yours. Soon enough.
-Fuck you squeaky apartment door, I'm going to lube you.
-Fuck you laundry that needs to be washed. I'm going to fuck you with some soap...tonight.
-Fuck you to the heat in the coffee shop that I work in some days. Fuck you retards for not fixing your A/C sooner. I hate you. I hate you hard.
-Fuck you Caffino for not taking credit cards. I hate you.
-Fuck you Paris Hilton for making a big deal of your nude pussy pics when we've all seen your pussy with a dick in it. Nobody cares.
-Fuck you Daft Punk for not inviting me to be VIP at the show tomorrow night.. okay, well I'll forgive you guys for that one. It's not like you know I want one or anything. But if you do read this, hook me up, k?
-Fuck you tiny laptop keyboard for having a babysized CTRL key. I hate you.
-Fuck you Carlos Mencia. No explanation needed.
-And just in cased you missed it.. fuck me, often.
-Fuck you to the bitch in the blue bmw that can't drive for shit and has to look over her shoulder a million times to merge into a fucking lane that I'm already in, and sitting there waiting for her to fucking come over into and clearly leaving her enough goddamn room. Fuck you cunt, learn to drive a fast car if you are going to own one. Eat my ass.
-Fuck you to Mac users that don't know how to use their own Macs.
-Fuck you to people that have RAID drives on their computers for no fucking reason.
-Fuck you to people that have $20,000 servers yet still have the need to keep vital documents on their personal computers at a workplace therefore causing me to have to do an "upgrade" instead of a clean install of Vista and in turn having to find all the goddamn fucking lame ass drivers that they don't have and uninstall all the bullshit Vista don't like and find a stupid Raid driver update. Which I didn't find but somehow Vista let me go ahead on the 3rd attempt.
-Fuck you Bill Gates.
-Fuck you to the lady at the Pizza place with her loud kids.
-Fuck you to Office 2007. Fuck you so hard. Fuck you with a limp dick. Fuck you for having so many goddamn popup windows and shit when you first open outlook.
-Fuck you google toolbar and google desktop. Get off me, fucking shitheads. You are almost like spyware. Watch your step.
-Fuck you credit cards that I like to use.
-Fuck me, often.
-Fuck you asshole that stole Gabby's tire and sold it back to her. You'll get yours. Soon enough.
-Fuck you squeaky apartment door, I'm going to lube you.
-Fuck you laundry that needs to be washed. I'm going to fuck you with some soap...tonight.
-Fuck you to the heat in the coffee shop that I work in some days. Fuck you retards for not fixing your A/C sooner. I hate you. I hate you hard.
-Fuck you Caffino for not taking credit cards. I hate you.
-Fuck you Paris Hilton for making a big deal of your nude pussy pics when we've all seen your pussy with a dick in it. Nobody cares.
-Fuck you Daft Punk for not inviting me to be VIP at the show tomorrow night.. okay, well I'll forgive you guys for that one. It's not like you know I want one or anything. But if you do read this, hook me up, k?
-Fuck you tiny laptop keyboard for having a babysized CTRL key. I hate you.
-Fuck you Carlos Mencia. No explanation needed.
-And just in cased you missed it.. fuck me, often.