"Kyrgyz men say they snatch women because it is easier than courtship and cheaper than paying the standard 'bride price,' which can be as much as $800 plus a cow."

I'm going back to school tomorrow. This summer has been pretty good. Highlights included Vegas, Guster/Ben Folds, Six Flags and spending lots of quality time with good friends. Frisbee golf has become popular for me and Matt recently. Smoked a cuban last night. I also got an iPod. That wasn't last night, though. This summer's definitely been ( Read more... )

Does anyone have or know where I can get a real recording of the Oscar Mayer wiener song?

My biological clock has been utterly fucked up this week.

My door was locked after I got back from taking a shower. I pounded on the door many times to make sure my roommate wasn't there. I called his phone from a friend's phone to try to track him down so I could tell him he locked me out. I then call the Department of Public Safety. It takes them over and half an hour to get here, meanwhile I'm ( Read more... )

Oh, I WILL be at UMCP Friday night. Opening for Faux Paz. Stamp Union Grand Ball Room. 8:00 p.m. Come out if you can. I'm spending the night as well. Don't know where yet. Should be good times.

Tonight's events ( Read more... )

My a capella group, the Octals, has been asked by FAUX PAZ to sing at their concert next Friday. There is a good chance we'll go. If we do, I expect you all to be there not only with the intention of hearing some good a capella but with lots of alcohol. I repeat. Bring lots and lots of alcohol. I'll let you know what ends up happening with ( Read more... )

My desk is messy. Real messy. 95% of my clothes are in the laundry. I've been anything but proactive about following up on my potential work opportunities. I've been neglecting work in 3 classes. I've been zoning out more, recently. Sometimes I just sit and stare at my computer screen. This has made my eyes lazy, which has made reading more ( Read more... )

The library is out of paper.

I repeat. THE GODDAMN LIBRARY IS OUT OF MOTHERFUCKING PAPER.

Fuckers.