Apr 05, 2005 10:05
We lost a great and important person this week, someone who with his words and views managed to reach out to so many people and change them for the better. A person who since he was a child was destined for greatness and knew that he had something to offer to the world. A man who dedicated his life to preaching the good word, and giving our world quality chicken.
R.I.P Frank Perdue
1920-2005
When he enters Hell, may the lord cover him in a blanket made of chicken skin, so that he may rest on a bed of gizzard. He's in a better place now. Please don't cry for him, but rather rejoice! Think of all the hungry mouths in Hades that can now be filled with gobs of slimy uncooked chicken now that our boy Franky is down there to feed them. You were a tough man Mr. Perdue, but you made a tender chicken, and you had a tender heart. If only that heart could live as long as the chickeny legacy you have left behind.