In Loving Memory Of Hate

[spermyreward]

We lost a great and important person this week, someone who with his words and views managed to reach out to so many people and change them for the better. A person who since he was a child was destined for greatness and knew that he had something to offer to the world. A man who dedicated his life to preaching the good word, and giving our world

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[korphylox]

I think for his funeral, he should be lovingly plucked and have his gizzards removed from a hole in his pelvis. Then he should be roasted in a nice sauce and fed ceremonially to his own chickens to show them how much he loved them. Think about how much stuffing could fit into his body cavity. Mmmmm, Frank Perdue flavored stuffing (drooling like Homer Simpson)...

[spermyreward]

You know, people have actually said that they felt part of Mr. Perdue's allure, was the fact that he actually resembled the very chickens that he slaughtered and fed to us.

His son was qouted as saying, "I don't look like a chicken, I don't know if thats good or bad".

It would seem fitting that a chicken man in life, should be a chicken man in death and even in his passing, shall he offer his poultarian body to the masses.

[piratekingchris]

*high pitched evil giddy laughter* heeeeheeeeheeeheeeheeeee!
I bow to your greatness once again.

[spermyreward]

Thank you, thank you. Don't cry for me Argentina.

[piratekingchris]

I use to say that too, all the time!