So here we go again...
Davina's sending them in again "like lambs to the slaughter gentlemen". And this years contestants on Celebrity Big Brother are... Oh I can hardly wait.
- Jermaine Jackson
- Danielle Lloyd - Possible candidate for first evictee?
- Ken Russell - yay! The Sun got one wrong. And should upset a few people in the homeless sector, te he
- Jo O'Meara (ex S Club) The Sun got two wrong. A potential winner?
- Leo Sayer!!! The Sun got three wrong, te he.
- Shilpa Shetty
- Carole Malone and if you are thinking like me "Who the f**k?" she's a Mirror columnist (bet the Sun will love that!) and presenter of Guilty. Second evictee.
- Donny Tourette - who?!? Sun gets five wrong, read them FIVE. Third evictee please.
- H from Steps - sob. Can he be evicted tonight *please*?
- Cleo Rocos - Sixth one the Sun got wrong. Former sidekick on the Kenny Everett Show
- How kewl... Dirk Benedict ... will challenge Jo for the winner (surely?) but how old does he look now?
- That's it (for now folks)....
My other half has fallen asleep on the sofa - how dare he [throws cushion]. He's fallen asleep again - what do I do?