oatmeal_texas wants someone to buy him a beautiful coat. I can totally understand. I feel the same way, but not about a coat.
All I want in the world is
THIS.
Just in time for Halloween! Oooh, maybe I SHOULD go as Ann Coulter. Nah, people will just think I'm Kelly.
Of course,
Michelle Malkin is pissed at Boing Boing, but what did she expect when the promotional blurb for the poster at the Young America's Foundation website reads, “Hang the leaders of the Conservative Movement on the wall in your office, home, or dorm!”?
Edited to add:
OH, Debbie! She just tries so darn hard!