here's to you, motherfucker
Dear Chucklehead,
You are a hideous person. But cheers, I guess, for figuring out new ways to hurt me with the same old information--it is the ONLY thing you're good at, and you'll never know because I won't give you the satisfaction of seeing me upset. One day everyone's going to realize what i already know: the sun doesn't shine out of your ass. You actually suck. You can't sing, you look fucking ridiculous when you dance, you're not funny, you're not that good in bed, and you have a cruel heart. All you are is a 24 year old drunk coke addict who will do NOTHING but work at Outback for the rest of your fucking life. OH YEAH, THIS WILL PROBABLY BRING YOUR WORLD CRASHING DOWN, BUT NO ONE FINDS THOSE STUPID FACES YOU MAKE IN PICTURES IRONIC. WE ALL KNOW YOUR FACE JUST SUCKS.
Hate, hate, hate,
Shari
You are a hideous person. But cheers, I guess, for figuring out new ways to hurt me with the same old information--it is the ONLY thing you're good at, and you'll never know because I won't give you the satisfaction of seeing me upset. One day everyone's going to realize what i already know: the sun doesn't shine out of your ass. You actually suck. You can't sing, you look fucking ridiculous when you dance, you're not funny, you're not that good in bed, and you have a cruel heart. All you are is a 24 year old drunk coke addict who will do NOTHING but work at Outback for the rest of your fucking life. OH YEAH, THIS WILL PROBABLY BRING YOUR WORLD CRASHING DOWN, BUT NO ONE FINDS THOSE STUPID FACES YOU MAKE IN PICTURES IRONIC. WE ALL KNOW YOUR FACE JUST SUCKS.
Hate, hate, hate,
Shari