Ugh! It's like fucking Marilyn ALL OVER AGAIN! Grrrr...

Heard about this over in the jokerxharley community: apparently, Mary-Kate Olsen is refusing to answer questions about Heath Ledger's death unless she's granted protection from prosecution.

If you're interested you can read about it here at AOL.com which I happen to think is a rather credible news ( Read more... )

So, you know those tiny motorcycles? The ones you hear ten seconds before you see and you think, "damn that's a loud engine! This thing rounding the corner has got to be a beast!" but it's just a tiny fucking bike. And they always seem to be driven by wangstas (generally of the "white rapper" variety) for some unknown reason, despite the fact I'm ( Read more... )

Who was it that posted a blog (like, forever ago) about the Batman episode where Joker nabs a TV spot in which he says, "So, if you want to avoid any unhappy landings, send $40,000,000 to me, The Joker. That's FORTY MILLION DOLLARS! Operators are standing by! And remember, don't send it by air mail!" *evil laughter here*

Seriously, who was it?

I ( Read more... )

For anyone who's interested in using Nair:

When they say, "do not leave on skin longer than 10 minutes," they aren't fucking around. Get that shit off in 10 minutes.

It occurs to me that after I was forced to start f-locking all my journals, I neglected to make ANY public ones at all. I bet you kids were starting to think I had died or, those of you who know me in the "real world," were probably bored out of your minds wondering what sort of mayhem I was getting into and not telling you about ( Read more... )

I am posting this from my phone

sorry there is no punctuation

dalton says hi and he keeps looking at me like he wants to eat me alive or something

he says I am warm and soft

he is cute

also mishi and will have to come camping with us over spring break

wow this was pointless

Okay, so, my parents bought the seasons of the original Star Trek and have been watching them in a non-stop three week marathon. I spend most of my time on the computer and the living room is just around the corner so I can see/hear everything. Well...I've made some observations ( Read more... )

Oh my God.

Oh.

My.

Fucking.

God.

Scandal! Once more my icon has been STOLEN!! I can't stand it. Everytime I find a Bumblebee icon I like somebody steals it and now I have to go find a new one! Well you know what? Fine. Fuck all of you icon stealers! I'm going to go make my own icon. Then nobody will be able to take it for it shall be MIIIIIINE ( Read more... )

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

*headdesk*

I'm dying of fan fic over load. As of now I am perverted enough to slash Harry/Snape, Ninja Turtles (let's hear it for the OT4!), and Transformers.

Fucking Transformers. More than meets the eye my ass ( Read more... )

WFI: You do not scare me. Power crazed crusaders have never scared me. Just know that every step you take over the line makes the inevitable push to get you back in your place all the harder.

Honestly, I appreciate your intentions but you've gone to far.

For those of you who would stand with me on this one, all you lurkers and posters alike, join ( Read more... )