Love
Some people say that every person has a soulmate, one person that they are destined to be with. Other people say that you will never find that special someone until you stop looking. So I am here, doing my own thing, living life, not looking. But my soulmate is out there, just looking all over for me. So until they stop looking, even if I pull an oedipus to avoid the looking, I still wont fall in love until they stop looking. Why won't they stop looking!? I am never going to fall in love, and its all their fault! Jesus! I already know what our first fight is going to be about, ya shmuck.