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Nov 23, 2011 15:52

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spectavi November 23 2011, 23:52:45 UTC

Good evening and welcome to Discedo Channel 8 news!

spectavi November 23 2011, 23:53:04 UTC

I hope you all had a good nap. Two days, wasn't it? My goodness, you all must have really needed the break to recharge!

spectavi November 23 2011, 23:53:39 UTC

Or maybe it's an effort to save an energy for things to come. Is there an ulterior motive for the biannual days of "rest"? What are your scientific despots really up to? More on that story as it develops!

spectavi November 23 2011, 23:53:53 UTC

Now on to Steven with your monster report!

spectavi November 23 2011, 23:54:32 UTC

There was a triumph of freedom in the forests this week as the last chocobo eater died of pneumonia. Seems they don't do well with excessive rain. That's one less fear for your favorite bird the chocobo. In addition the ghosts in Discedo were rounded up by the your friends in the ghost mafia. Honest for a bunch of crooks.

spectavi November 23 2011, 23:54:53 UTC

In a display of opportunism three new monster species have been moving into the area. There's... squids.

spectavi November 23 2011, 23:55:17 UTC

Squids?

spectavi November 23 2011, 23:55:44 UTC

Squids. Try not to get inked, I hear that stuff's hard to get out. A large colony of fighting lobsters called yabbies are currently competing with them for the shorelines around Spero and Discedo. They're not the only ones, a large school of flying fish will be moving through the area for the month. Not the conceptual kind so no worries for your sanity, but watch out for their kamikaze dives. All three creatures are edible. ...If you like seafood. [Froooooown.]

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spectavi November 24 2011, 00:00:16 UTC

...Right. [Sighs.] Well... The rest of this week is fair with a small chance of rain while clouds build up from the eastern winds off the mountains. Next week doesn't look too bright. Lots of clouds with high chance of multiple thunderstorms. I hope no one's afraid!

spectavi November 24 2011, 00:00:32 UTC

But they will be, they will be... [And then... a mad cackle.]

spectavi November 24 2011, 00:00:47 UTC

[And just as fast, she's back to normal!] That's all for the news! See you next time.

OOC spectavi November 24 2011, 00:03:34 UTC

[As a side note we'd like to thank both verdantventure and westdetective for their help with this issue.]