I needed a reason to update.
01. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with? Nope
02. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color? White Hanes Signature Collection (tighty whities)
03. What is the song you want played at your funeral? "In Your Arms" by Bob Rice
04. What is the phone number of your sluttiest friend so some of the single people can get some action? sluts are gross
05. What would your last meal be before getting executed? maybe some sweet and sour chicken, maybe some koegel's hot dogs, maybe some kowalski ball park kielbasa, maybe a bit of everything i've ever eaten that wasn't gross...with some A&W cream soda and a Coke
06. Beatles or Stones? They both are so horribly overrated, I guess I don't really care
07. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be? No one deserves to die...but I guess it would have to be someone that wants to kill people, like OBL or those Palestinian terrorist dons
08. Beer, wine or hard liquor? Beer tastes good.
09. What is the thing most important to you about the opposite sex? everything
10. Do you secretly hate some of your Friendsters / LJ friends but are too nice to reject them? Hating people makes people hurt each other
11. If you could have any super power what would it be? How bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya? It's levitation, Holmes. How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...with mind bullets? That's telekinesis, Kyle. How about the power....to move you.
12. Favorite hangover cure? Water and sleep...and not getting sloppy drunk in the first place
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? probably 5 or so
14. Wiggle? not usually, but sometimes I squirm
15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have? don't matter
16. If you had to be blind or deaf? deaf...I could still talk and read and stuff, and I could learn to read lips, and I couldn't live without being able to see the so many beautiful things in the world
17. Do you have any psychiatric problems? you'd better hope not
18. Siblings that should go to rehab? well, I think that I'm the wrong person to ask about that
19. Least favorite month? August
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone? Park them in for taking up 2 spots
21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid? The Rescuers
22. Favorite person in the whole world? my dad
23. When's the last time you went on a date? I guess that depends on how you define "date"
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies? violent, sometimes, but not gratuitously violent
25. Fall or spring? fall
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with? I'm trying to forget...thanks for bringing it up again
27. Make up your own question and answer it here: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? I don't know that! AAAAHHH!
28. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? I don't think about such things
29. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle? the place where either my wife is or I am assigned
30. Who is the person you can count on most? Mom
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be? this is a silly question...celebrities are too stupid for me
32. What books have you pretended you've read? Lies make Baby Jesus cry.
33. What's a word you would use to describe your life? blessed
34. Favorite drinking game? I don't think I've played any
35. What did you dream last night? I don't know...I don't remember such things...dreams are fleeting
36. What are your vices? eating, sleeping
37. What is the last thing you'd ever tell someone? I can tell anyone anything if they ask