an open letter to Nicole Smith

[spear_thrower]

I have found what you've been looking for. At Universite de Montreal, there is a public bathroom with a door that you push in order to exit. there are, in fact, two doors. one to push when you go in, and one to push when you go out.

Truly, it would appear that life is better in Francophone Canada. They are light-years ahead of the rest of us.