i was gonna be an actress.
question of the day: Is elvis really dead? if so, has he been reincarnated in jello (only the king can move like that!)?
insult of the day: where did you get YOUR clothes? from the.. toilet... store?
today's celebrity birthday: georgia stahl. i will give a dollar to the person who has any idea what she's famous for.
ice cream flavor of forever: tie with orange sherbert and mint chocolate chip.
movie of two days ago: mr. deeds and little nicky (another tie, i guess)
accomplishment of yesterday: nothing at the dance, cuz that sucked, and i plan on never going to another, so the accomplishment is making everson laugh a few times, cuz that was way cool.
funniest thing of last week: "do you have tickets?" "..." "TO THE GUN SHOW?!"
favorite person of yesterday: erika, for her serious grooving skills and leading of the biggest running-around-the-gym incident.
quote of the day: "Love is sweet, but tastes best with bread." ~ yiddish proverb (what the HELL does that mean?)
coolest junior at morp: becky, for her flying scarves and carefree manner.
saddest incident of the week: death of 1 1/2 year old sister of boy on my brother's soccer team. she drowned. that really really sucks.
lamest thing ever: morp, my last louisville dance. i refuse to go to any more, because, my friend, there is no point in going when you're me.
most overused word: love
most underused word: apotropaic (or please).
sentences you will never hear together: you know who's cool? max myrick. (or) you know who's not on drugs? everyone! (or) did you know crespi is a very fine center of education for young, refined men? like sinjin!
color of this week, which is just starting: azure
rejected by crayola: skin, found-in-diaper-gold, communist red, spousal abuse blue, melanoma tan, tin man's johnson silver, and time o' the month red.
bill of the day: $20
THE END
insult of the day: where did you get YOUR clothes? from the.. toilet... store?
today's celebrity birthday: georgia stahl. i will give a dollar to the person who has any idea what she's famous for.
ice cream flavor of forever: tie with orange sherbert and mint chocolate chip.
movie of two days ago: mr. deeds and little nicky (another tie, i guess)
accomplishment of yesterday: nothing at the dance, cuz that sucked, and i plan on never going to another, so the accomplishment is making everson laugh a few times, cuz that was way cool.
funniest thing of last week: "do you have tickets?" "..." "TO THE GUN SHOW?!"
favorite person of yesterday: erika, for her serious grooving skills and leading of the biggest running-around-the-gym incident.
quote of the day: "Love is sweet, but tastes best with bread." ~ yiddish proverb (what the HELL does that mean?)
coolest junior at morp: becky, for her flying scarves and carefree manner.
saddest incident of the week: death of 1 1/2 year old sister of boy on my brother's soccer team. she drowned. that really really sucks.
lamest thing ever: morp, my last louisville dance. i refuse to go to any more, because, my friend, there is no point in going when you're me.
most overused word: love
most underused word: apotropaic (or please).
sentences you will never hear together: you know who's cool? max myrick. (or) you know who's not on drugs? everyone! (or) did you know crespi is a very fine center of education for young, refined men? like sinjin!
color of this week, which is just starting: azure
rejected by crayola: skin, found-in-diaper-gold, communist red, spousal abuse blue, melanoma tan, tin man's johnson silver, and time o' the month red.
bill of the day: $20
THE END