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21 Cat Facts
1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer."
-- Bruce Graham
2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-- Unknown
3. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
-- Terry Pratchett
4. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
-- Jeff Valdez
5. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
-- English proverb
6. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley
7. "One cat just leads to another."
-- Ernest Hemingway
8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
-- Mary Bly
9. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
10. "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
-- Faith Resnick
11. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
-- Anonymous
12. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
-- Hippolyte Taine
13. "No, heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
-- Unknown
14. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats"
-- Albert Schweitzer
15. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
-- Ernest Menaul
16. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
-- Unknown
17. "Time spent with cats is never wasted."
-- Colette
18. "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
-- Missy Dizick
19. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
-- Colonial American proverb
20. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
21. "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
-- Unknown
1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer."
-- Bruce Graham
2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-- Unknown
3. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
-- Terry Pratchett
4. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
-- Jeff Valdez
5. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
-- English proverb
6. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley
7. "One cat just leads to another."
-- Ernest Hemingway
8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
-- Mary Bly
9. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
10. "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
-- Faith Resnick
11. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
-- Anonymous
12. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
-- Hippolyte Taine
13. "No, heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
-- Unknown
14. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats"
-- Albert Schweitzer
15. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
-- Ernest Menaul
16. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
-- Unknown
17. "Time spent with cats is never wasted."
-- Colette
18. "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
-- Missy Dizick
19. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
-- Colonial American proverb
20. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
21. "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
-- Unknown