calling all unknown users who'ev added me
what
the
hell!
imagine my surprise when i went to add one new friend today. when i woke up this morning i found that i had a new lj comment from feme_fleur, who had found my journal through googling the QOTSA line "if only we're nothing at all" and getting my lj. Who would have known, I, dan frayne, could be googled? each day is a new surprise but today was a whopper.
i did not know feme_fleur, but as the day went on she took my respect and awe and gathered them neatly into a small wooden box and stored them safely and securely under her lummox which she hid five stories below a titty bar in a fish bowl.
this was enough to make my day go superfreak until i learned more surprises awaited me in my friends list when i went to go add said hider of respect and awe to my friends list only to find that quel suprise! i had not one, not two, but three OTHER people who had added me to their friends lists which i promptly investigated.
here's a summary of my findings, here at 2:56 am, four and a half hours before i have to leave my humble abode and venture out into the world for the ritualistic and cult like activity which we in "civilized" society know only as "school". class begins quite early and, getting off to a good start as always, i've neglected to do the first weeks "homework" in the last five days i've had off. instead, i divulged in getting, playing, and finishing a rom version of shining force 2 (all hail) originally for the genesis on my computer and doing a lot of sleeping.
but i'm getting off track
as if feme_fleur and her love of QOTSA, the doors, and Kyuss wasn't enough,
the second mysterious girl i found was none other than absofriknlutely, who for the life of me i hope i don't know because i've msgd her a couple of times to the effect that i didn't have a clue. my only hints lie in that she has political_angst and satans_angel86 added to her friends list and that she goes to carleton. this was almost enough to make my heart go "violently implode", until i found ANOTHER person!
the next is even harder to get a hold of. superjaded i can only do a kevin bacon on up to one friend: little_princess, a girl i know in the maritimes. this is no offense to said girl but yet an idea of how little i really know little_princess as evidenced by the fact i can't remember exactly which province (i think nova scotia) off hand, and yet somehow she was in a movie with superjaded which somehow included or made mention of me, me who has starred in a major motion picture with kevin bacon.
so by this point i'm on the verge of seizure, overloading with females finding me at least interesting enough to have read my journal once without ever having known or met me. i'm right about to take whats left of my stockpile of surprise gasps and shove them back into my left speaker until i find door number 4.
bad_porn_2 is not a girl tho (i think) and from what their journal has to say (and shock) i doubt he/she has ever made my acquaintance, but this one surprised me the most. and thats saying a lot, cause it's not every day you wake up and find that a journal you have kept sporadically over, what, five years? has attracted even an inkling of attention with no effort made of my own to hawk it. what i'm saying is this person having added me is the most outstanding solely because as far as i can tell it is a journal used primarily to keep (humourous, yet) gruesome, grossing porn on for show. how did i get attached to a journal that readily endorses such internet gems as a model slowly taking off her pants in order to shit large amounts of feces into the grass, frame by frame for your enjoyment, and of really really fat chicks naked holding common household objects such as a phone looking at the camera with eager eyes?
hey-zeus-christy!
what a night! what a night, what a night!
so theres the recap. some was funny, some was serious, some was tear-jerking (ok i might be stretching it there unless you find my details of the shitgirl a bit too vivid). the point of this all i guess was two-fold. a) i want those people i've mention to comment on this or write me up, because i cannot think of any better way to meet someone. b) i just had to tell the shitgirl story. i'm sorry.
whats the point of experiencing such horrors if not to recall them to other unwilling victims? if there is one i don't know it, thank you very much.
so there it is!
absofriknlutely, bad_porn_2, feme_fleur, and superjaded: try msging me sometime
cause i'm like a box of japanese chocoalates
you only find out too late you're eating a childbug encased in milk chocolate
dan
PS: it's 320am and i am wondering if more alcohol will get the fixated image of shit girl out of my head. eww!
the
hell!
imagine my surprise when i went to add one new friend today. when i woke up this morning i found that i had a new lj comment from feme_fleur, who had found my journal through googling the QOTSA line "if only we're nothing at all" and getting my lj. Who would have known, I, dan frayne, could be googled? each day is a new surprise but today was a whopper.
i did not know feme_fleur, but as the day went on she took my respect and awe and gathered them neatly into a small wooden box and stored them safely and securely under her lummox which she hid five stories below a titty bar in a fish bowl.
this was enough to make my day go superfreak until i learned more surprises awaited me in my friends list when i went to go add said hider of respect and awe to my friends list only to find that quel suprise! i had not one, not two, but three OTHER people who had added me to their friends lists which i promptly investigated.
here's a summary of my findings, here at 2:56 am, four and a half hours before i have to leave my humble abode and venture out into the world for the ritualistic and cult like activity which we in "civilized" society know only as "school". class begins quite early and, getting off to a good start as always, i've neglected to do the first weeks "homework" in the last five days i've had off. instead, i divulged in getting, playing, and finishing a rom version of shining force 2 (all hail) originally for the genesis on my computer and doing a lot of sleeping.
but i'm getting off track
as if feme_fleur and her love of QOTSA, the doors, and Kyuss wasn't enough,
the second mysterious girl i found was none other than absofriknlutely, who for the life of me i hope i don't know because i've msgd her a couple of times to the effect that i didn't have a clue. my only hints lie in that she has political_angst and satans_angel86 added to her friends list and that she goes to carleton. this was almost enough to make my heart go "violently implode", until i found ANOTHER person!
the next is even harder to get a hold of. superjaded i can only do a kevin bacon on up to one friend: little_princess, a girl i know in the maritimes. this is no offense to said girl but yet an idea of how little i really know little_princess as evidenced by the fact i can't remember exactly which province (i think nova scotia) off hand, and yet somehow she was in a movie with superjaded which somehow included or made mention of me, me who has starred in a major motion picture with kevin bacon.
so by this point i'm on the verge of seizure, overloading with females finding me at least interesting enough to have read my journal once without ever having known or met me. i'm right about to take whats left of my stockpile of surprise gasps and shove them back into my left speaker until i find door number 4.
bad_porn_2 is not a girl tho (i think) and from what their journal has to say (and shock) i doubt he/she has ever made my acquaintance, but this one surprised me the most. and thats saying a lot, cause it's not every day you wake up and find that a journal you have kept sporadically over, what, five years? has attracted even an inkling of attention with no effort made of my own to hawk it. what i'm saying is this person having added me is the most outstanding solely because as far as i can tell it is a journal used primarily to keep (humourous, yet) gruesome, grossing porn on for show. how did i get attached to a journal that readily endorses such internet gems as a model slowly taking off her pants in order to shit large amounts of feces into the grass, frame by frame for your enjoyment, and of really really fat chicks naked holding common household objects such as a phone looking at the camera with eager eyes?
hey-zeus-christy!
what a night! what a night, what a night!
so theres the recap. some was funny, some was serious, some was tear-jerking (ok i might be stretching it there unless you find my details of the shitgirl a bit too vivid). the point of this all i guess was two-fold. a) i want those people i've mention to comment on this or write me up, because i cannot think of any better way to meet someone. b) i just had to tell the shitgirl story. i'm sorry.
whats the point of experiencing such horrors if not to recall them to other unwilling victims? if there is one i don't know it, thank you very much.
so there it is!
absofriknlutely, bad_porn_2, feme_fleur, and superjaded: try msging me sometime
cause i'm like a box of japanese chocoalates
you only find out too late you're eating a childbug encased in milk chocolate
dan
PS: it's 320am and i am wondering if more alcohol will get the fixated image of shit girl out of my head. eww!