Is there anyone out there, cause it's getting harder and harder to breath
D-Day.
Three cut posts below - please select the one that describes you:
What is wrong with you?! Go read these books!
Why are you reading this?! Go read the book! GO!
SERIOUSLY! READ THIS NEXT BIT AT YOUR OWN PERIL - IF YOU RUIN THE BOOKS FOR YOURSELF BY READING IT, I ACCEPT NO RESPONSIBILITY. IT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY FINISHED THE BOOK.
Wow.
I have never - and I mean never cried like that for a book before. I just... there were so many sobs and I went through something like half a box of tissues.
Okay, so... Draco wasn't quite redeemed... but none of the Malfoy's died, and clearly, things worked out for them. (Scorpious?! AWW!) So that makes ONE point for me.
No werewolf deatheater. *sighs* Minus one point.
SNAPE! Totally a) working on Dumbledore's orders in regards to the death, b) in love with Lily, c) still Dumbledore's man, and d) the reason Voldie wasn't going to kill Lily. FOUR points there!
Snape was going to be Headmaster! Okay, I TOTALLY made that one in jest, but still! Point for me!
Working with Malfoy - somehow - was going to be essential for victory. Wands will do, thank you. Point.
The only way the final battle will work and make sense is if Harry dies! Half-point for myself there, since it sort of is...
AND!
The one that I was MOCKED for... people made FUN of me for this theory...
HARRY WAS THE SEVENTH FREAKING HORCRUX!
Thank you very much, who called that one right after the fifth book, and then got laughed at by people telling me it was a stupid idea and there was NO way that Harry was a Horcrux?
That's right.
Me.
I rock.
Ten points to Slytherin for that one.
16 and a half points.
Not bad for a tired, sleepy, euphoric recap of things I can remember - and I can't remember much right now. Too tired.
I think I go sleep now, to await Ace's call to let me know she's finished.
Three cut posts below - please select the one that describes you:
What is wrong with you?! Go read these books!
Why are you reading this?! Go read the book! GO!
SERIOUSLY! READ THIS NEXT BIT AT YOUR OWN PERIL - IF YOU RUIN THE BOOKS FOR YOURSELF BY READING IT, I ACCEPT NO RESPONSIBILITY. IT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY FINISHED THE BOOK.
Wow.
I have never - and I mean never cried like that for a book before. I just... there were so many sobs and I went through something like half a box of tissues.
Okay, so... Draco wasn't quite redeemed... but none of the Malfoy's died, and clearly, things worked out for them. (Scorpious?! AWW!) So that makes ONE point for me.
No werewolf deatheater. *sighs* Minus one point.
SNAPE! Totally a) working on Dumbledore's orders in regards to the death, b) in love with Lily, c) still Dumbledore's man, and d) the reason Voldie wasn't going to kill Lily. FOUR points there!
Snape was going to be Headmaster! Okay, I TOTALLY made that one in jest, but still! Point for me!
Working with Malfoy - somehow - was going to be essential for victory. Wands will do, thank you. Point.
The only way the final battle will work and make sense is if Harry dies! Half-point for myself there, since it sort of is...
AND!
The one that I was MOCKED for... people made FUN of me for this theory...
HARRY WAS THE SEVENTH FREAKING HORCRUX!
Thank you very much, who called that one right after the fifth book, and then got laughed at by people telling me it was a stupid idea and there was NO way that Harry was a Horcrux?
That's right.
Me.
I rock.
Ten points to Slytherin for that one.
16 and a half points.
Not bad for a tired, sleepy, euphoric recap of things I can remember - and I can't remember much right now. Too tired.
I think I go sleep now, to await Ace's call to let me know she's finished.