Why does Edward Cullen go to school?
I was bored and I suddenly wondered why he would have any need to go to school. I googled the question and responses I got were:
1. Boredom
2. To remain inconspicuous as vampires
These are both retarded reasons. School would alleviate boredom once perhaps, but I find it hard to believe that there is no, more interesting alternative than going to school for several decades. As for the inconspicious thing, surely it's more conspicuous that a guy goes to school and never ages from grade to grade? Not only that but isn't being around humans at all a massive threat to them? So this guy, is endangering an entire school so he's not bored.
I think the only reason that clearly fits is that he is a paedophile in a 17 year old's body, thus in that sense it is inconspicuous, since noone expects a 17 year old to be a paedophile with other 17 year olds.
Of course this reason stands even more in the case of Vampire Knight, where they have a whole fucking class of them. Just what the fuck are they learning that they haven't in the past centuries? High school vampires are retarded. End of.
1. Boredom
2. To remain inconspicuous as vampires
These are both retarded reasons. School would alleviate boredom once perhaps, but I find it hard to believe that there is no, more interesting alternative than going to school for several decades. As for the inconspicious thing, surely it's more conspicuous that a guy goes to school and never ages from grade to grade? Not only that but isn't being around humans at all a massive threat to them? So this guy, is endangering an entire school so he's not bored.
I think the only reason that clearly fits is that he is a paedophile in a 17 year old's body, thus in that sense it is inconspicuous, since noone expects a 17 year old to be a paedophile with other 17 year olds.
Of course this reason stands even more in the case of Vampire Knight, where they have a whole fucking class of them. Just what the fuck are they learning that they haven't in the past centuries? High school vampires are retarded. End of.