Comments | sparkoid: Death From A Printout

sparkoid

Death From A Printout

Jan 23, 2003 13:50

My boss went to work before me today, so I used this window of time for my own sleazy purposes. I sent out a bunch of resumes, mostly via email. However, one I had to fax. I surreptitiously approached the fax machine and sent out my material. I waited there for a second to see if it would go through. It gave me a busy signal and said it would ( Read more... )

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sovietpanda January 23 2003, 16:58:07 UTC

hahahaha. you're one really funny guy. you should write for a living
or at least publish some stuff. or at least publish some stuff on the internet. yeah! you should get a website, or maybe an online journal, and put some of this stuff up, so everyday people can read it!

A journal? sparkoid January 24 2003, 07:01:40 UTC

Writing for a living would be sweet. Maybe I should give that a try. I need to start doing more drugs though.

Re: A journal? sovietpanda January 24 2003, 08:41:52 UTC

toetally man, toetally. or get into a motorhead cover band

Re: A journal? sparkoid January 24 2003, 11:10:17 UTC

Yes! Now you're on the trolley.

poploser January 23 2003, 21:23:28 UTC

you wouldn't get fired for that. plenty o people fax out their resumes from work.
Actually, my mom is a federal government employee, so when I go to laminate various pictures of 70s posters to put on my water bottle in a montly rotate, YOU are paying for that. YOU also paid for me to copy my college applications, and YOU paid for the staples I used.
See, it takes a lot to get fired. I called my boss an ass once, and nothing came of it.
What you need my friend, is a union. They can't do shit to you if you're in a union.

Union now! fuckin scabs..beat it! sparkoid January 24 2003, 07:04:44 UTC

Union is a good idea. But who would join? My girlfriend, the blind kid, my stapler, and maybe the super? Thats about it. Not many people like me here. I don't really have that 'hey buddy, how was the game' quality.

ex_graceface757 January 24 2003, 16:44:21 UTC

You ARE aware that I OWN a fax machine and that, being I love you and all, you can use it whenever the hell you'd like? Silly man.

murphthewanker January 28 2003, 22:20:53 UTC

I HATE FRENCH!!! But Cookies are nice!
Close call tool box, don't you know to never ever fuck with a fax machine, their black magic and shit, Crazy ass cracker!