You know it's hard out here for a pimp.

[sparklytaco]

Okay check it out, here is my official Oscar wrap-up. I took notes for this shit so pay attention.

-MOST SURPRISINGLY FLATTERING USE OF THE COLOR YELLOW: Michelle Williams.

-MOST BORING AND OVERUSED DRESS COLOR: Tie - black and icky beigey skin tone.

-BEST OSCAR EVER PRESENTED: Best song - Three 6 Mafia- "Hard Out Here For A Pimp." (Hell to the

Comments

[elevatorlover]

When I saw this:http://oscars.movies.yahoo.com/photos/photo.html;_ylt=AnQWRuXFyRvkHcIoyHVRMUN2VLcF?gid=12&pos=8. I got worried that maybe Man Paris and Paris Paris were back together. But no. '05.

Excellent post my dear. I think people took, "A return to glamour" as "A return to wearing clothes that match my skin tone." But Michelle Williams really hit the nail on the head.

Still though, excellent post. In fact,

Winner of best Oscar Post: Haley.

[itsfinallyoveii]

Your URLs are wrong.
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[itsfinallyoveii]

The didn't USED to be wrong.

FIND 'EM YOURSELF BITCHES - Love, Haley.