Sep 11, 2005 14:07
I often wonder why I even applied for my job at the video rental place. I plead temporary insanity. I’m sure most people are shocked I’m doing something even more productive than wielding some picket sign for a protest or writing up some petition, so jokes on you-I can actually put up with my matted-hair-twirling co worker, Annie and my skeevy manager, Steve. Not that I see much of them, anyway, they’re apparently too busy doing who-knows-what in the storage room. Actually, the discreet moaning gives me the slightest idea. It also attracts some of our younger customers to the back.
Yeah, so if you haven’t already guessed, I hate work. I hate alphabetizing movies, I hate my co-workers, I hate the uniforms (I wouldn’t be surprised if they were made out of the hide off of my boss’s tail) and most of all, I hate the over-sugared little kids. I mean, don’t get me wrong…I love kids…but you get particularly shady when throw lolly-pops in your hair because they you gave them the wrong Disney Movie.
On top of all my hate for work, I haven’t seen any of you in ages! With that said, I’m proposing anyone an invitation to hang out with me =) It’s a guaranteed good time, I’m just oodles of fun, eh? And hey, if you’re lucky, I can con one of the little kids into giving me some of the twizzlers they’ve hidden in their pants for nearly a month. So maybe I’ve been eavesdropping on the swaggering kids :-x