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[forthathorizon]

Majestic beast, tell me your desires so I may fulfill them and request a mount in the name of Aslan.

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Well, a bit of polish and colour against my horn could certainly go a long way, for a beginning.

[forthathorizon]

The time and place are yours to name.

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Hold on, hold on, let's review the basics first, shall we?

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Are you of pure heart, reasonably virginal body, and fair spirit?

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Have you, are you currently, or do you ever intend to cultivate a pony fetish?

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Have your hands been sanitized with the sacred water eased with the tears of three hundred mermaids?

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Are you in a great need of a diet, and thus likely very-very likely to break the Unicorn's back?

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Actually, you can skip everything else, but let's just be clear on the last one.

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Are you...

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Calling...

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Destrier...