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[ironicool]

hahahahahaha
douche

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The beautiful sparkling unicorn would like nothing more than to reply in the unique and very slightly mind boggling calligraphy to which you and yours are accustomed to writing your love correspondence ~~~~~

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Unfortunately, the Unicorn's hooves are getting in the way.

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[ironicool]

ok dude whatever gets you off
i mean ive met furries before ive got no problems with that
but cmon man this is a public memo
show some restraint

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Ehhh? You don't think my pelt is too unruly? What about the horny? It's polished daily and -

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Ah, the Unicorn sees, the Unicorn sees: you're one of the villains, trying to discourage the heroine's guardians!

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[ironicool]

thats right bro im the fucking king villain
underlings throwing their pathetic bodies all at my feet
crawling over each other desperately to try and get the smallest glimpse of my godlike swag
the most attractive villain to ever live
im throwing back my head to let out a murderous cackle shut up for a sec

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EVERYONE RUN, IT'S THE BIG BOSS BADDIE ABOUT TO GO

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Ahem - and a one, and a two, and a three, and -

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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

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Like that?

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[ironicool]

totally exactly like that
excellent job couldnt have done it better myself

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Is there a reward?

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[ironicool]

yeah sure one sec hold the line

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[ironicool]

[ have a dave strider goddamn seal of approval. THUMBS UP, UNICORN WEIRDO. ]

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What a lovely, charming kindred soul! Such wisdom! Such finesse! Such - is that acne? - elegance! Daring prince, for your generosity, you may have a ride on the Unicorn!