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[BEHOLD: a GREAT adventurer, carried around on a sofa pretty much miraculously supported by two very lazy mules. Our Illustrious Leader (here present) has clearly been handling a map held dutifully upside down and now he's pointing ridiculously!]

Ahooooooooy! Loyal minions! Random Followers! Token animaaaals! Childreeeeeeeen!

Daddy sees a

Comments

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What.

The fuck.

IS HE COMING WITH THEM. IS HE.

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LANGUAGE.

NOCTURNAL, SILLY. THIS IS VOICE

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I'm sorry. I didn't fucking hear you. Are you fucking telling me I need to use a better fucking variety of your shitty human tongue?

OH.

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Why, yes!

Except fewer f-words, s-words, and whatever-other-letter-you'll-deeply-and-horribly-abuse-for-your-mean-purposes-next-words!

true story, bro

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You really know how to brighten someone's shitty day.

1/3

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I care.

Deeply.

Meaningfully.

And forever.

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[ CUE MULE VOCALS SOMEWHERE IN THE BACKGROUND, BECAUSE -- ]

The Divine Stallions care too.

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...oi, oi. What happened to you this time?

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We're not getting into that.

You're going to explain what the fuck you're doing now. Really you're always confusing the masses and waving the flag of insanity proudly, but I am somewhat curious this time around.

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Denied! This is Solve the Mystery of the Demonic Foul Tongued Little Boy's Tragic Past hour!

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Alien, fuckass! I'm not a gogdamned demon!