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[sparkling_by]

[BEHOLD: a GREAT adventurer, carried around on a sofa pretty much miraculously supported by two very lazy mules. Our Illustrious Leader (here present) has clearly been handling a map held dutifully upside down and now he's pointing ridiculously!]

Ahooooooooy! Loyal minions! Random Followers! Token animaaaals! Childreeeeeeeen!

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[fufufromouran]

Seeing as Tamaki is so determined to have us die, allow me to ensure our souls will reach benevolence!

[might have possible used some of the supplies to make a tamaki voodoo doll for which he is hammering a nail into.

might have.]

[sparkling_by]

Nonsense, nonsense! All and any deaths are unintentional, accidental, and under no circumstances the legal responsibility of the Ouran High School Host Club! Or so Kyouya has us repeat every other hour!

[fufufromouran]

You do realize there is no Host Club here? You are, for once, responsible for your own actions, and the consequences there of.

[Belzenef has a mini hammer. for mini nails.]

[sparkling_by]

Does that mean that... I... I have to...

[ SHOCK AND WONDER . ]

...tie my own laces?!

[fufufromouran]

... How you're alive even now is beyond my understanding.

[sparkling_by]

[ the entire Suou staff is severely underpaid for its great service. ]

[also, Tamaki will be blinking now.]

Say, senpai... since you're so skilled at all this read-in-the-stars business, can't you threaten the sun into telling us the right direction, or something like that? Negotiate with the gods! Invoke a mountain spirit!

[fufufromouran]

Exactly what do you think I've been trying to do this entire time?

[Holds up the doll.]

I'm trying to compel them to take 'one of us' as a sacrifice in order to ensure a safe journey.

[guess whoooooo.]

[sparkling_by]

Senpai! Always sacrificing yourself so nobly, it... it brings tears to these beautiful eyes.

[ Cue tear-jerking substance --- ]

Like so.

[fufufromouran]

Now that you mention it, though, the summoning needs a piece of the original in order to invoke all of the power.

[So he reaches over, and plucks a hair off your head.]

[sparkling_by]

Ah, senpai, so pure, so new to the world, so naive, so quick to believe any hair off a host's head hasn't suffered too much chemical alteration to still pass off as natural...

[fufufromouran]

Is that so?

[Belzenef holds up a nail. A very sharp nail.]

Perhaps you are right... Perhaps blood would be better.

[sparkling_by]

[ taking... a few steps back... ]

Sen...senpai?

[fufufromouran]

Fufufufufufu...

[... then casually tosses the nail over his shoulder.]

But that would be a waste.

[sparkling_by]

[ A GLIMMER OF HOPE... truly, an Idiot King. ]

Because you're secretly cute and kind and well meaning deep-down-deep and because Bereznoff's manicure looks at its finest in nail polish with bluish undertones?

[fufufromouran]

Because we need you alive.

Because as you inevitably get us more and more lost and we run out of food, you will be the first victim of cannibalization.