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Ahem.

Ah, so...

It happens, sometimes, purely accidentally, with no fault whatsoever on the illustrious person involved, unless we suppose his handsome looks drove destiny to jealousy -

The lamp broke.

And the desk it was on.

The... carpet under them.

Bits... of the floor...under the carpet...

Hello, lovely neighbours from a floor below

Comments

[so_ancillary]

Good going, Tono.

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Now, don't be negative, and just enjoy the experience! Do you think our noble commoner friends have floors without holes?

[so_ancillary]

Yes.

1/2

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Based... on what... scientific data...?

[so_ancillary]

How many people have holes in their floors, Tono?

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You're absolutely right! This is a unique opportunity to become genius trendsetters! Quick, call the press, take a picture! Our new decor needs to be on the cover of every fashion magazine!

[so_ancillary]

There's nothing fashionable about it...

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Maybe if you, er, sit on your head a little...

[so_ancillary]

Why?

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It... might suddenly dazzle you... ?

[so_ancillary]

There's still a hole.

I hope Tono has the funds to repair it.~

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It was an accident, a pure strike of hideous misfortune!

[so_ancillary]

Or just a curse.

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...so all damages done one the first curse should be excused, right? Don't turn into your Mother.

[so_ancillary]

Of course they won't be, Tono!~