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Ahem.
Ah, so...
It happens, sometimes, purely accidentally, with no fault whatsoever on the illustrious person involved, unless we suppose his handsome looks drove destiny to jealousy -
The lamp broke.
And the desk it was on.
The... carpet under them.
Bits... of the floor...under the carpet...
Hello, lovely neighbours from a floor below? May this new closeness inspire a beautiful friendship!
Um.
Daddy's sorry, Daddy didn't do it, it won't happen again, so sorry, very sorry, HELLO AGAIN, DARLING NEIGHBOURS DOWNSTAIRS!
Ah, so...
It happens, sometimes, purely accidentally, with no fault whatsoever on the illustrious person involved, unless we suppose his handsome looks drove destiny to jealousy -
The lamp broke.
And the desk it was on.
The... carpet under them.
Bits... of the floor...under the carpet...
Hello, lovely neighbours from a floor below? May this new closeness inspire a beautiful friendship!
Um.
Daddy's sorry, Daddy didn't do it, it won't happen again, so sorry, very sorry, HELLO AGAIN, DARLING NEIGHBOURS DOWNSTAIRS!