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Ahem.

Ah, so...

It happens, sometimes, purely accidentally, with no fault whatsoever on the illustrious person involved, unless we suppose his handsome looks drove destiny to jealousy -

The lamp broke.

And the desk it was on.

The... carpet under them.

Bits... of the floor...under the carpet...

Hello, lovely neighbours from a floor below

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How considerate, how noble - thank you very much, the gods of beauty and delight saw fit to save this unworthy person to benefit from your company.

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I'm very fine, and very happy to see you.

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And how has your day been? Could it be that you're here to ward off bad luck?

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Could it be everyone reserved me the pleasure of telling you? Today is National Loose Hair Day. So you shouldn't even try to tie it.