When you are fighting, you just don’t pull out your 8ft long pole
Actually, yes you do. Cory and I witness this on Saturday. We were riding around on Morris Bridge Rd. (coming back from Tampa) headed to Muvico when we saw this couple arguing on the side of the road. She was wearing pink pajama pants and a bright green shirt with headgear for her braces. Oh, and no shoes. Awesome, right? Well we saw her throw something at him. He picked up a stick and began to wave it around.
We thought he was going to hit her with it, so we turned around to make sure everything was ok. We drove by and stopped at a gas station to get some gas and see if everything was fine. He was running down the road and she was chasing him (running down the middle of the road) screaming “Matt, come back! I can’t breath!” She then got a ride from a caterer who was parked at the gas station. The caterer took her down to the guy. Cory and I were very curious about what was happening at this point, so we followed them down the road after getting gas. No lie, the man was running and she was chasing him. She picked up a metal pole that she randomly came upon and continued to chase him with the 8ft long pole in her hand. Cory called the cops for the guy. That chick was so crazy! I hope that man is ok.
So the moral of this story is:
- Chicks with no shoes, pajama pants, and head gear = CRAZY
- Men are susceptible to domestic violence too.
- Sifu was wrong about the long pole. It is possible.