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Did you ever read the fic where Draco is ACTUALLY HARRY'S FERRET? OH MY GOD, HE'S LIKE. THIS PET FERRET THAT GETS TURNED INTO A GUY AND HE ONLY SPEAKS GIBBERISH AND SINCE HE'S HARRY'S PET HE'S ALL, "MY HARRY? MINE?" and then Harry goes to take a shower and draco's all "OOH LET'S PLAY YAY LET'S PLAY SHOWER FERRET FUN!" and Harry's all, ERP ERP ERP UM YOU'RE REALLY HOT FOR A NON-HUMAN OH MY GOD I'M JACKING YOU OFF AND I'M REALLY ENJOYING IT OH MY GOD I JACKED OFF MY OWN FERRET IN THE SHOWER OH MY GOD I'M A PET RAPIST D: D: D: AND DRACO-FERRET'S ALL "MY HARRY YAY PLAYTIME IS FUN!" -- Aja.
Yeah. That fic was AWESOME.
ETA: OMG IT SURVIVED THE FF.NET PURGE!!! :D :D :D
Yeah. That fic was AWESOME.
ETA: OMG IT SURVIVED THE FF.NET PURGE!!! :D :D :D