*nerdgasm*
[22:23] chipsi390: *poke*
[22:23] chipsi390: *poke*
[22:23] chipsi390: *poke*
[22:23] chipsi390: *poke*
[22:23] chipsi390: *poke*
[22:23] rhapsodyinspam: hey.
[22:23] rhapsodyinspam: stop that.
[22:24] chipsi390: *poke*
[22:24] rhapsodyinspam: nnn.
[22:24] chipsi390: Mwaha.
[22:24] rhapsodyinspam: I surrender.
[22:24] chipsi390: Yay! *sticks a flag up your nose*
[22:25] rhapsodyinspam: eew.
[22:25] chipsi390: I DECLARE THIS MACLAND.
[22:25] rhapsodyinspam: NO.
[22:25] chipsi390: YES.
[22:25] rhapsodyinspam: I SIGN DOCUMENTS OF REBELLION AT YOU.
[22:25] rhapsodyinspam: PLEASE COMPLY FORTHWITH!
[22:25] chipsi390: I SHOOT YOU IN YOUR REBEL BUTT.
[22:26] rhapsodyinspam: NONVIOLENT PROTEST!
[22:26] chipsi390: I SPRAY YOU WITH NONVIOLENT FIREHOSES.
[22:27] rhapsodyinspam: I CITE POLICE BRUTALITY!
[22:27] chipsi390: I SEND YOU THROUGH AN ENDLESS LEGISLATIVE MAZE.
[22:28] rhapsodyinspam: I BRIBE CONGRESSMEN TO CUT THE RED TAPE!
[22:28] chipsi390: I DECLARE MARTIAL LAW, ELEVATE THE TERROR ALERT AND IMPRISON YOU WITHOUT TRIAL.
[22:29] rhapsodyinspam: I RUN FOR OFFICE FROM BEHIND BARS AND WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT!
[22:31] chipsi390: I GIVE RELIGIOUS LEADERS AN INFORMATION PACKET ABOUT THE OCCULT UNDERTONES OF YOUR BOOK AND WATCH THE MAJORITY OF REGISTERED VOTERS BURN IT IN TOWN SQUARES.
[22:32] rhapsodyinspam: MY TINY MILITANT FACTION OF SUPPORTERS SINGS POP BALLADS ABOUT GOVERNMENT PRACTICES AND UNINFORMED VOTERS PETITION FOR MY RELEASE!
[22:32] chipsi390: I BOMB IRAQ.
[22:32] chipsi390: BOMB.
[22:32] chipsi390: BOMB.
[22:32] chipsi390: BOMB.
[22:32] chipsi390: NOTHING YOU SAY MATTERS. I'M BOMBING IRAQ.
[22:33] chipsi390: BOOOOOOOOOOOMB.
[22:34] chipsi390: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB.
[22:36] rhapsodyinspam: I produce movies about your policies! POP CULTURE BOMB!
[22:36] chipsi390: I FUND MOVIES POINTING OUT THE INACCURACIES IN YOUR MOVIES. AND BOOKS.
[22:36] chipsi390: AND CARTOONS.
[22:37] chipsi390: AND TELEVANGELISTS WITH BAD HAIR.
[22:38] rhapsodyinspam: I MAKE PROTEST SEEM COOL!
[22:38] rhapsodyinspam: OWNED!
[22:38] chipsi390: I ENCOURAGE PROTESTS PROTESTING YOUR PROTESTS.
[22:41] rhapsodyinspam: NO ONE IS FOOLED BY YOUR RIGHT-WING ATTEMPTS TO TURN THE TABLES.
[22:42] chipsi390: I PUT CHEMICALS IN THEIR WATER SUPPLY SO THEY DON'T CARE.
[22:42] rhapsodyinspam: I PRODUCE BRITA FILTERS!
[22:43] chipsi390: I GET THE FDA TO BAN THEM.
[22:44] rhapsodyinspam: I GIVE UP AND CHARGE THE CAPITOL BUILDING WITH TORCHES, PAINTED BLUE LIKE THE CELTS!
[22:44] rhapsodyinspam: THE GODDAMN CELTS, BITCH!
[22:45] chipsi390: I MOW YOU DOWN WITH MACHINE GUNS LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING BOWLING PINS. BLUE CELTIC BOWLING PINS THAT SPURT BLOOD.
[22:46] rhapsodyinspam: MY MOLE PRESSES THE DETONATION DEVICE AND THE GOVERNMENT EXPLODES!
[22:46] rhapsodyinspam: We put plastique in the apple fritters.
[22:46] rhapsodyinspam: MAHAHAHAHA.
[22:47] chipsi390: I EXPLODE. DAMN.
[22:47] rhapsodyinspam: Pwned.
[22:47] chipsi390: BUT THEN IRAQ BOMBS YOU. HAHAHAHA IRONY.
[22:47] rhapsodyinspam: Crud.
[22:47] rhapsodyinspam: WE PIECE TOGETHER SOCIETY A LA ALAS BABYLON!
[22:47] rhapsodyinspam: SORT OF!
[22:47] chipsi390: DAMN.
[22:47] rhapsodyinspam: a la, rather.
[22:48] chipsi390: I GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS EVIL BUT AM FOREVER ADMIRED BY PSYCHOPATHS AND RACISTS.
[22:48] chipsi390: And Satan takes away my capslock.
[22:49] rhapsodyinspam: It's because I bought Satan with the profits from my sales of illegal drugs.
[22:49] chipsi390: I give Satan sexual favors until he lets me sit in his chair and shoot natural disasters at you from the underworld.
[22:51] rhapsodyinspam: He secretly disables the natural disasters. A sort of environmental Pax Romana occurs.
[22:51] chipsi390: I let all the sinners out the front gates with orders to eat you.
[22:51] chipsi390: In the bad way.
[22:52] rhapsodyinspam: Their noncorporeal forms have no effect.
[22:53] chipsi390: They manage to make televisions explode if they focus really hard and the suburban public is really upset.
[22:53] rhapsodyinspam: The suburban public gets over it and returns to the classics.
[22:55] chipsi390: The classics contain instructions to overthrow you if you read them with a random number sequence secretly devised by my few living supporters and distributed among nerds and hackers everywhere.
[22:56] rhapsodyinspam: No one cares enough but the nerds, who compose Geocities sites about it.
[22:57] chipsi390: A generation of children grows up thinking they're cool and is equipped to carry out the instructions when they reach adulthood.
[22:59] rhapsodyinspam: They all get temp positions, forget about loud music, and put together train sets on their days off, forgetting they were ever empowered.
[22:59] chipsi390: I really, really hate you.
[23:00] rhapsodyinspam: Do you realize we just composed an entire political demographic switch?
[23:00] rhapsodyinspam: Mine started out protesters, but yours were the ones who ended up protesters!
[23:00] rhapsodyinspam: Except that mine were hopped up and LSD and actually did something in a disorganized, mauly fashion!
[23:00] rhapsodyinspam: WE WERE JUST 1950-PRESENT!!
[23:01] chipsi390: WE ARE SO COOL IN A CHAOTIC, POLARIZED-WORLD SORT OF WAY!
[23:01] rhapsodyinspam: w00t.
This right here? This is why I will never form a functional relationship with any living being. Not because of Mac, but because I would do something like this in the first place.
[22:23] chipsi390: *poke*
[22:23] chipsi390: *poke*
[22:23] chipsi390: *poke*
[22:23] chipsi390: *poke*
[22:23] rhapsodyinspam: hey.
[22:23] rhapsodyinspam: stop that.
[22:24] chipsi390: *poke*
[22:24] rhapsodyinspam: nnn.
[22:24] chipsi390: Mwaha.
[22:24] rhapsodyinspam: I surrender.
[22:24] chipsi390: Yay! *sticks a flag up your nose*
[22:25] rhapsodyinspam: eew.
[22:25] chipsi390: I DECLARE THIS MACLAND.
[22:25] rhapsodyinspam: NO.
[22:25] chipsi390: YES.
[22:25] rhapsodyinspam: I SIGN DOCUMENTS OF REBELLION AT YOU.
[22:25] rhapsodyinspam: PLEASE COMPLY FORTHWITH!
[22:25] chipsi390: I SHOOT YOU IN YOUR REBEL BUTT.
[22:26] rhapsodyinspam: NONVIOLENT PROTEST!
[22:26] chipsi390: I SPRAY YOU WITH NONVIOLENT FIREHOSES.
[22:27] rhapsodyinspam: I CITE POLICE BRUTALITY!
[22:27] chipsi390: I SEND YOU THROUGH AN ENDLESS LEGISLATIVE MAZE.
[22:28] rhapsodyinspam: I BRIBE CONGRESSMEN TO CUT THE RED TAPE!
[22:28] chipsi390: I DECLARE MARTIAL LAW, ELEVATE THE TERROR ALERT AND IMPRISON YOU WITHOUT TRIAL.
[22:29] rhapsodyinspam: I RUN FOR OFFICE FROM BEHIND BARS AND WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT!
[22:31] chipsi390: I GIVE RELIGIOUS LEADERS AN INFORMATION PACKET ABOUT THE OCCULT UNDERTONES OF YOUR BOOK AND WATCH THE MAJORITY OF REGISTERED VOTERS BURN IT IN TOWN SQUARES.
[22:32] rhapsodyinspam: MY TINY MILITANT FACTION OF SUPPORTERS SINGS POP BALLADS ABOUT GOVERNMENT PRACTICES AND UNINFORMED VOTERS PETITION FOR MY RELEASE!
[22:32] chipsi390: I BOMB IRAQ.
[22:32] chipsi390: BOMB.
[22:32] chipsi390: BOMB.
[22:32] chipsi390: BOMB.
[22:32] chipsi390: NOTHING YOU SAY MATTERS. I'M BOMBING IRAQ.
[22:33] chipsi390: BOOOOOOOOOOOMB.
[22:34] chipsi390: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB.
[22:36] rhapsodyinspam: I produce movies about your policies! POP CULTURE BOMB!
[22:36] chipsi390: I FUND MOVIES POINTING OUT THE INACCURACIES IN YOUR MOVIES. AND BOOKS.
[22:36] chipsi390: AND CARTOONS.
[22:37] chipsi390: AND TELEVANGELISTS WITH BAD HAIR.
[22:38] rhapsodyinspam: I MAKE PROTEST SEEM COOL!
[22:38] rhapsodyinspam: OWNED!
[22:38] chipsi390: I ENCOURAGE PROTESTS PROTESTING YOUR PROTESTS.
[22:41] rhapsodyinspam: NO ONE IS FOOLED BY YOUR RIGHT-WING ATTEMPTS TO TURN THE TABLES.
[22:42] chipsi390: I PUT CHEMICALS IN THEIR WATER SUPPLY SO THEY DON'T CARE.
[22:42] rhapsodyinspam: I PRODUCE BRITA FILTERS!
[22:43] chipsi390: I GET THE FDA TO BAN THEM.
[22:44] rhapsodyinspam: I GIVE UP AND CHARGE THE CAPITOL BUILDING WITH TORCHES, PAINTED BLUE LIKE THE CELTS!
[22:44] rhapsodyinspam: THE GODDAMN CELTS, BITCH!
[22:45] chipsi390: I MOW YOU DOWN WITH MACHINE GUNS LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING BOWLING PINS. BLUE CELTIC BOWLING PINS THAT SPURT BLOOD.
[22:46] rhapsodyinspam: MY MOLE PRESSES THE DETONATION DEVICE AND THE GOVERNMENT EXPLODES!
[22:46] rhapsodyinspam: We put plastique in the apple fritters.
[22:46] rhapsodyinspam: MAHAHAHAHA.
[22:47] chipsi390: I EXPLODE. DAMN.
[22:47] rhapsodyinspam: Pwned.
[22:47] chipsi390: BUT THEN IRAQ BOMBS YOU. HAHAHAHA IRONY.
[22:47] rhapsodyinspam: Crud.
[22:47] rhapsodyinspam: WE PIECE TOGETHER SOCIETY A LA ALAS BABYLON!
[22:47] rhapsodyinspam: SORT OF!
[22:47] chipsi390: DAMN.
[22:47] rhapsodyinspam: a la, rather.
[22:48] chipsi390: I GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS EVIL BUT AM FOREVER ADMIRED BY PSYCHOPATHS AND RACISTS.
[22:48] chipsi390: And Satan takes away my capslock.
[22:49] rhapsodyinspam: It's because I bought Satan with the profits from my sales of illegal drugs.
[22:49] chipsi390: I give Satan sexual favors until he lets me sit in his chair and shoot natural disasters at you from the underworld.
[22:51] rhapsodyinspam: He secretly disables the natural disasters. A sort of environmental Pax Romana occurs.
[22:51] chipsi390: I let all the sinners out the front gates with orders to eat you.
[22:51] chipsi390: In the bad way.
[22:52] rhapsodyinspam: Their noncorporeal forms have no effect.
[22:53] chipsi390: They manage to make televisions explode if they focus really hard and the suburban public is really upset.
[22:53] rhapsodyinspam: The suburban public gets over it and returns to the classics.
[22:55] chipsi390: The classics contain instructions to overthrow you if you read them with a random number sequence secretly devised by my few living supporters and distributed among nerds and hackers everywhere.
[22:56] rhapsodyinspam: No one cares enough but the nerds, who compose Geocities sites about it.
[22:57] chipsi390: A generation of children grows up thinking they're cool and is equipped to carry out the instructions when they reach adulthood.
[22:59] rhapsodyinspam: They all get temp positions, forget about loud music, and put together train sets on their days off, forgetting they were ever empowered.
[22:59] chipsi390: I really, really hate you.
[23:00] rhapsodyinspam: Do you realize we just composed an entire political demographic switch?
[23:00] rhapsodyinspam: Mine started out protesters, but yours were the ones who ended up protesters!
[23:00] rhapsodyinspam: Except that mine were hopped up and LSD and actually did something in a disorganized, mauly fashion!
[23:00] rhapsodyinspam: WE WERE JUST 1950-PRESENT!!
[23:01] chipsi390: WE ARE SO COOL IN A CHAOTIC, POLARIZED-WORLD SORT OF WAY!
[23:01] rhapsodyinspam: w00t.
This right here? This is why I will never form a functional relationship with any living being. Not because of Mac, but because I would do something like this in the first place.