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I finished my last term paper like an hour ago. Amazing, for real. I think I was so happy to write actual sentences instead of stupid powerpoint bullets that it made time my friend for a change. (Stay on my side next semester as well, please and thanks.)
The prospect of having my nights back is very exciting in a lame sort of way because yay, TV. I really want to rewatch the first couple of Office episodes. The first time around, I was still so furious at Jim, worst breaker-upper ever. I know! Fictional characters are emotionally draining. But now given time, I have embraced Jim's douchiness; it's comforting in a way. And Dwight's beet farm is always worth revisiting.
Also, Dexter! I skipped two episodes in the middle because
And I liked her at first, even though the cannibalistic mannequin art was kind of a tip off to the crazy. (Fiiire sale!) I am interested in what's going on, though, so I should just nut up and watch, huh, Liz Lemon. I am not sure what to think of Deb and Lundy. I want people to stop hurting Deb already. And David Carradine played Buffalo Bill on Deadwood, which I can't keep separate from Lundy. Carradine plays him completely differently, and so I don't know -- it's just I keep waiting for dirty prospectors to show up. It's not him, it's me.
Anyway, I should sleep and not look for articles on the Sugar Bowl, because everyone hates Hawaii, I swear. It's kiiind of funny since all the Hawaii papers say "We are awesome (duh)!" and all other sports papers say "You ruin everything (rotten kids)!" And no one else cares, really.
In conclusion: what would Philly Jim do?