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Birthday-related recap of sorts will commence, eventually.
Right now, however, I would like to note that children? Are terrifying creatures.
Right now, however, I would like to note that children? Are terrifying creatures.
- First, there was just the one chick just being like MY MOM HAS A PIMPLE IN HER EAR and HEY I HAVE DORA PANTIES, WANT TO SEE? and playing with the soundboard. Then she decided to declare the soundbooth a house, and was going IF YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE YOU'LL DIE. SO STAY IN HERE, OKAY? and started playing with the door...
- And then playing with the soundboard itself, which lead to all three of them playing with the soundboard, while I hovered anxiously and made sure none of them messed with buttons or dials that would change settings...
- Aaaand there was swordfighting with pool noodles, carrying baskets of "mail" around, playing house (in which I became the hermit who refused to leave her "house" because, um, just earlier if I left it I would die, right? So, valid. Also, I don't want to "play outside".)
- And then the girl was going HOW 'BOUT YOU BE THE MOMMY, AND I BE THE BABY? and when I said no, due to not being good at being motherly, she was like OKAY, THEN I'M THE MOMMY AND YOU'RE MY BABY. NOW COME ON, LET'S GO DO THINGS and I ...sat here and refused to join in...
- Aaaand they've almost broken the soundbooth door. It's coming out of the wall. Awesome.
- WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE? SOMEONE COME SAVE ME. I AM NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE THIS CRAP.
- I finally got the girl settled with markers and paper, and the boys were put in the game room to play with, like, video games and ping pong and stuff. OH PEACE AND QUIET...ISH.
- IN CONCLUSION: I AM NEVER HAVING KIDS. EVER. MY OVARIES ARE SHRIVELING UP AND DYING WITH HORROR AS WE SPEAK.