6:30am alarm clocks are not my friends, and if any should dare to cross my path, they should be willing to run the risk of being swiftly dealt with.  By being thrown across the room.  Especially when I spent the prior night face down in a few too many rum-and-diets ( Read more... )

So tell me - why oh why did I manage to attract the ONLY fleet week sailor that won't get back on his darn boat and sail away ( Read more... )