Maybe I'm just feeling excessively catty today, but... I've gotta share.
While reading the news this morning, I happened to stumble across
a Wired Auto Blog Entry commenting on the latest offering from the
"Confederate Motor Company", an outfit apparently specializing in taking perfectly good aluminum blocks and machining them into motorized
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The nice thing about posing on a motorcycle like that is it can't help but make you look stylish by comparison. ;^b Personally I'd rather just pose in front of a $110,000-dollar-size stack of dollar bills. No more ostentatious, far more practical.
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Darwin. Whenever a device is invented which tempts fools to remove themselves from the gene pool, Uncle Charles laughs with delight :)
What were your theories?
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And, oh, now I'm too embarrassed to say what my weak ideas were. One of them involved a possible movie reference. ;^b In my defense I didn't get enough sleep last night. (Which might explain my initial cattiness.)
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Oh, well. I'm sure being transformed into a greasy smear of hair, blood, and leather is an integral part of the "holistic, avant-garde process for celebrating the art of rebellion".
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I'm not entirely sure which way is sitting forward on that alleged motorcycle.
Is it possible the web site was just a little prank that got released to the public without anybody noticing? I mean, wouldn't you write that way if you were just amusing the other guys in the office?
Cy-Kill might have been able to command more respect if he weren't a Go-Bot and didn't have such a lousy transformation sequence. And if he didn't have the Lego Person Head.
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I *think* your butt goes in the thing that looks like an open mint box closer to the pointy end of the triangle, but no-one in their right mind would put their butt in there so... there certainly is room to wonder.
Is it possible the web site was just a little prank that got released to the public without anybody noticing? I mean, wouldn't you write that way if you were just amusing the other guys in the office?
They seem to earnestly want to sell these things... or, maybe not, come to think about it. This particular "alleged" product of theirs got press thanks to its appearance in the "Neiman Marcus Christmas Book", a well-known source of items so Gonzo-crazy-impractical it's really difficult to take their existence seriously. This is the same catalog that in 1963 offered a 900 pound Ampex video tape recorder/stereo/TV/camera bundle for $30,000. (I guess the rumor is that Hugh Hefner actually bought one for "personal use", but I'm not going to believe ( ... )
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