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I stumbled upon a sneeze fetishist forum last night, and boy oh boy if I haven't found it the most enchanting little thing in the world. Not that I've unearthed some as yet unknown kink in my sexuality, but more to the contrary. I just don't get it. I understand the language they speak, but can't grasp the emotion behind it. Having browsed around a bit, I understand the fetish more than I did at first (ie what the fuck is a sneezing fetish), but despite being able to relate somewhat none of it clicks with me. "[My fantasy] would be this boy in my parallel class, I kinda have a crush on him, and I think he has on me too. He has the hottest sneezes ever. I dream about us being intimate, and then he gets a sneezing fit, or at least two or three sneezes, sneezes besides me or on me, maybe both." I get nothing from that, but that gets some chick off. I love fetishism (a fetish fetish?) and find this kind of thing fascinating, so this was a really cool find for me. It also helps that none of them are the filthy idiot mouthbreathers you would expect to find on the internet. They were all so polite and relatively well-spoken and charming. <3