Fic: Connecting the Dots 11/19; AU; R (non-explicit sex, language)
Title: Connecting the Dots: Interlude 2 - 11/19 (completed)
Chapter Pairing: Rodney
Chapter Rating: R (non-explicit sex, language)
Chapter Word Count: 511
Chapter Summary: Rodney learns something unexpected about Evan
Chapter Timeline: after The Return
Notes: Connecting the Dots is a look at Evan's journey throughout Stargate. Overall it's approximately 38,000 words, with chapter ratings mostly hovering between PG-13 and NC-17. I began this some time ago (>1 year) and it was initially betaed by
fififolle and
whytewytch4 who provided great feedback on plot, punctuation and a host of other issues. (Thanks!) Any remaining issues are completely attributable to me.
It had been three and a half long, lonely years in the city. Three years! Forty-two months without a date. Doing the mental math, Rodney calculates the one thousand, two hundred sixty days with nothing but memories for stimulation. Even his time back on Earth was without companionship.
He knows it's wrong but when prepping for their trip back home to retake Atlantis from the Asurans, Rodney transferred a few of his favorite adult films from his home computer to a flash drive and brought them back. And now with the rest of the evening free and a late day tomorrow he loads one that he hasn’t seen in years and settles in for some quality alone time.
The film follows a few repairmen discussing some of their favorite jobs. The scene that has always intrigued him, and the one he immediately cues, concerns the cliché of the housewife inviting in a plumber and getting more than the house's pipes cleaned. Just as the action starts getting good, her husband walks in on them. He becomes angry and decides to get his revenge by making her watch as he fucks the plumber. After using the plumber the man then takes his wife roughly, releasing a second load into her. The husband then forces the two of them to service him orally before kicking them out of the house naked.
Sitting, figuratively, on the edge of his seat, he watches as the plumber begins working on the woman. As the plumber begins to thrust into her Rodney anticipates the moment when the husband storms in.
"What the fuck is going on here?" is shouted through the tinny speakers.
The actor hasn't appeared on screen yet but Rodney tilts his head, focusing more intently on the monitor. That voice is just too familiar. No, not familiar; he knows immediately to whom it belongs.
"Oh, my," Rodney gasps as Evan Lorne walks into the frame berating the coupled pair. "I don't believe this. I just don't... Ew! Ew ew ew eeeww! That is just ruined forever now!" Though he's no longer aroused by the movie he continues watching. He sits disbelieving that it is the same person. The steady, by-the-book XO of Atlantis was a porn star! Unbelievable! Pierce Hardy is Major Evan Lorne!
As he watches he wonders why he never noticed how attractive Evan is. Though the version on screen has long hair pulled back in a ponytail, it is most definitely Evan. He can see the same intense blue eyes and the mildly muscular body that will develop into the man he knows. Even in this role, Evan has no-nonsense attitude that can easily press anyone into submission and as he can clearly see, a rather impressive endowment; all things that would normally have made him take notice.
Thinking about the soldier he now knows Rodney becomes aroused again. As the younger iteration bends the plumber over the counter and roughly plunges home Rodney imagines himself bent over a table in his lab with the major riding him hard and fast…
Chapter 9
Chapter Pairing: Rodney
Chapter Rating: R (non-explicit sex, language)
Chapter Word Count: 511
Chapter Summary: Rodney learns something unexpected about Evan
Chapter Timeline: after The Return
Notes: Connecting the Dots is a look at Evan's journey throughout Stargate. Overall it's approximately 38,000 words, with chapter ratings mostly hovering between PG-13 and NC-17. I began this some time ago (>1 year) and it was initially betaed by
fififolle and
whytewytch4 who provided great feedback on plot, punctuation and a host of other issues. (Thanks!) Any remaining issues are completely attributable to me.
It had been three and a half long, lonely years in the city. Three years! Forty-two months without a date. Doing the mental math, Rodney calculates the one thousand, two hundred sixty days with nothing but memories for stimulation. Even his time back on Earth was without companionship.
He knows it's wrong but when prepping for their trip back home to retake Atlantis from the Asurans, Rodney transferred a few of his favorite adult films from his home computer to a flash drive and brought them back. And now with the rest of the evening free and a late day tomorrow he loads one that he hasn’t seen in years and settles in for some quality alone time.
The film follows a few repairmen discussing some of their favorite jobs. The scene that has always intrigued him, and the one he immediately cues, concerns the cliché of the housewife inviting in a plumber and getting more than the house's pipes cleaned. Just as the action starts getting good, her husband walks in on them. He becomes angry and decides to get his revenge by making her watch as he fucks the plumber. After using the plumber the man then takes his wife roughly, releasing a second load into her. The husband then forces the two of them to service him orally before kicking them out of the house naked.
Sitting, figuratively, on the edge of his seat, he watches as the plumber begins working on the woman. As the plumber begins to thrust into her Rodney anticipates the moment when the husband storms in.
"What the fuck is going on here?" is shouted through the tinny speakers.
The actor hasn't appeared on screen yet but Rodney tilts his head, focusing more intently on the monitor. That voice is just too familiar. No, not familiar; he knows immediately to whom it belongs.
"Oh, my," Rodney gasps as Evan Lorne walks into the frame berating the coupled pair. "I don't believe this. I just don't... Ew! Ew ew ew eeeww! That is just ruined forever now!" Though he's no longer aroused by the movie he continues watching. He sits disbelieving that it is the same person. The steady, by-the-book XO of Atlantis was a porn star! Unbelievable! Pierce Hardy is Major Evan Lorne!
As he watches he wonders why he never noticed how attractive Evan is. Though the version on screen has long hair pulled back in a ponytail, it is most definitely Evan. He can see the same intense blue eyes and the mildly muscular body that will develop into the man he knows. Even in this role, Evan has no-nonsense attitude that can easily press anyone into submission and as he can clearly see, a rather impressive endowment; all things that would normally have made him take notice.
Thinking about the soldier he now knows Rodney becomes aroused again. As the younger iteration bends the plumber over the counter and roughly plunges home Rodney imagines himself bent over a table in his lab with the major riding him hard and fast…
Chapter 9