these are the daves i know i know

Oct 11, 2007 03:21

After talking with Laura on the phone, I fell asleep and had a series of bizarre dreams (which is the norm, as all of my dreams are bizarre). In this, I slept in past 5:00pm today and missed the due date for the essay I finished a day early. I was horrified and hateful because I automatically assumed I was going to fail. I made a dramatic post in the Simpsons LJ community for some reason. The next day, I almost missed my art class again (even though I don't have art history on Friday; it's a dream and dream logic follows its own rules) and had to rush in to hand in my assignment, making up some lie about being ill the previous day and being unable to come in to hand in my assignment. I remember talking to the hated art history professor up close was somewhat horrifying because he seemed to resemble Jabba the Hutt (I'm not being mean; this is just how he looked in my dream and it really freaked me out!). He was oddly nice and said I could maybe get away with it if I brought in a note. If he felt like taking the note. Desperate, I said okay. For some reason, bri_cheese was in my class (she's in two of my other classes irl, so apparently she was in this one too) and she'd made me watch some sketches on my iPod before class officially started. And then we ended up watching those sketches with the class? And my art history professor was acting them out? And then some of the ones we watched were Kids in the Hall and I was delighted and some girl sitting beside me was like "LOL why are you excited" and I basically responded with "WHATEVER"
And then someone told me to watch some movie clip on YouTube where Bruce Willis and an actress are a 50s couple who stumble upon a porn tape. So when it finally loaded, MY MOTHER WALKED IN and I was scrambling to unplug the computer.
In another part of the dream, I bought a really well-kept Nazi uniform because it was a historical artifact and then I was thinking, "WHY DID I BUY THIS, I'M POLISH" and I was trying to hide it from my family because I was so revolted to own such a thing.
In another part of the dream, I was in House and was sort of friends with Cameron, and she was all nice and friendly with me. And House was there, being sarcastic and awesome as usual.
And then I woke up, bewildered with myself as usual.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY SUBCONSCIOUS. If anyone actually read all of that, and I don't expect anyone to because it was really long and rambly, I apologize. I just had to write it up. My dreams are always so weird and unexpected.

combat rrrock : there needs to be a Dave Foley for every person
combat rrrock : like a mini one

combat rrrock : and you put him to sleep by singing These Are the Daves I Know
zaphod the bb : LOLLLL

THIS SHOULD HAPPEN.

dreams, aim, kids in the hall

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