Waterfalls are on sale at the mall.
You can be careening over your very own cataract by Labor Day.
You may get wet at the mall, but you won't get any smarter. No one was stocking
this book, for instance. I especially like the
table of contents. Is it the most or least cringeworthy use of the phrase 'we've got a problem' yet? I can't decide.
If the rocket thing doesn't work out, maybe the clever young things can focus on designing a better,
less dangerous mailbox.