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I am a picky, picky eater. There have been several vegetables that I have shut myself off from since childhood and I am trying to rectify my situation in order to start eating healthier. There have been roadblocks that I've worked past but I have found one vegetable to be particularly difficult to stomach. I've learned to tolerate and even like broccoli and asparagus.So, why does cauliflower have to taste like buttholes? I can't get past it. I have read that as time goes on your sense of taste becomes increasingly dulled. This, coupled with my continuing latentandrarebutstillpresent addiction to cigarettes should indicate that the cauliflower might eventually taste o.k. to me, but practice is turning out to be far different from prediction. Maybe when I reach thirty, I will have the potential enjoyment of this assy vegetable to look forward to, but for now, no. Not only does it taste like butt, if you throw other vegetables into the mix (carrots and broccoli being the partners in crime on the particular occasion that evoked this writing), they too will taste like something that happened at the tale end of some goings on during the more 'lavish' times of the Roman empire. Also, and this is kinda fucked up, but I kind of think that what cauliflower looks like is what farts would look like if you could see them. I know that some people are going to recommend that I douse the florets with cheezwhiz or cheddar. Fuck that, it's gonna taste even more like butthole with cheezwhiz, and I don't want to make my cheddar taste bad. So, fuck cauliflower. Fuck the cauliflower industry and fuck anyone who tries to convince me otherwise. IT LOOKS LIKE FARTS.