The gooniest post I've ever made
Today I was humbly observing my domain(you may know it as,"The Internet", of which there are several, and over which I rule all of The Internets), when I found myself asking myself,"...just who is this 'Danger Woman'?"
Now I know, and mark my words. I will go to DragonCon, and I will oust Danger Woman from her post. Her throne is built upon the vocal chords of broken and defeated karaoke singers. But no more! If you read this, Danger Woman, I warn you now! Abandon your foolish quest for national domination(and international and internet-tional domination, too)! Not even your Aquabats can save you now!
Now I know, and mark my words. I will go to DragonCon, and I will oust Danger Woman from her post. Her throne is built upon the vocal chords of broken and defeated karaoke singers. But no more! If you read this, Danger Woman, I warn you now! Abandon your foolish quest for national domination(and international and internet-tional domination, too)! Not even your Aquabats can save you now!