Out of the mouths of babes...
Went grocery shopping today. Wore my yoga pants, a wife beater, my hair up in a clip, glasses, and no make-up (my invisibility gear). People kept looking at me, so I figured I must look like quite the train wreck. Driving home with Jr., I could swear people were still looking at me....
"Do I have a booger or something?"
"No."
"Do I look particularly ugly today?"
"No."
"Are you sure I don't look super funny looking or something?"
"No."
"Then why do people keep staring at me?"
"They're probably looking at your boobs, Mom."
How do you respond to that one?