Three Hat Day...

[space_ripper]

...Anyone...who is living in my mansion and/or calls me any variation of Lord Dio...must wear three or more hats...starting today. If I see you without three hats or more...there will be swift and unknown punishment. This will end at my discretion....

((So...Dio's cracked. Like gone off the deep end. Have fun. :3))

Comments

[shoot0me0again]

I am very glad I don't have to deal with this.

[space_ripper]

Do you not like
hats?

[shoot0me0again]

...You're certainly a little strange today, Dio.

[space_ripper]

Am I really so very strange?

[foolishdog]

Wow...what I wouldn't give to have been a fly on the wall when this insanity started.

...What's your favorite kind of hat, Dio? I've always liked the fedora. Also, WTF is wrong with you???

[space_ripper]

A top hat with a checkered pattern, dog.

There is nothing wrong with me.

[foolishdog]

Really? That brings a certain person to mind, doesn't it? >=3

Right, and I'm the queen of France!

[space_ripper]

It should.

I'm sure you are...Perhaps Marie Antoinette

[numbersofprime]

...For some reason I'm glad I'm not living there right now
You're making Ice wear hats?

[space_ripper]

Not just Ice, but the blind one, too.

[numbersofprime]

Oh right, Endor or whatever his name is.

[space_ripper]

N'Dour. If I see you without three hats, there will be punishment.

[rocknroll_hair]

...Hats?...as amusing as this idea is, it seems a little...odd of you Dio.

[space_ripper]

Odd? I think it's you that might be odd.

[rocknroll_hair]

I grow blood sucking things out of my arms, I KNOW I'm odd, but I'll admit it.

[space_ripper]

I am not odd. You are odd.

[hey_boss]

And they think I'm insane...

[space_ripper]

You are insane, aren't you?

[hey_boss]

I would only be diagnosed so because of Doppio, so I would assume no.

[space_ripper]

You're still insane.