Three Hat Day...

[space_ripper]

...Anyone...who is living in my mansion and/or calls me any variation of Lord Dio...must wear three or more hats...starting today. If I see you without three hats or more...there will be swift and unknown punishment. This will end at my discretion....

((So...Dio's cracked. Like gone off the deep end. Have fun. :3))

Comments

[foolishdog]

Wow...what I wouldn't give to have been a fly on the wall when this insanity started.

...What's your favorite kind of hat, Dio? I've always liked the fedora. Also, WTF is wrong with you???

[space_ripper]

A top hat with a checkered pattern, dog.

There is nothing wrong with me.

[foolishdog]

Really? That brings a certain person to mind, doesn't it? >=3

Right, and I'm the queen of France!

[space_ripper]

It should.

I'm sure you are...Perhaps Marie Antoinette

[foolishdog]

If I'm Marie Antoinette, then you're Henry the Eighth!

Still remember the butt kicking you got from Zeppeli and Johnathan, hmm?

[space_ripper]

Hard to forget something like that.

[foolishdog]

I know a way to forget! All you have to do is jump off a really high bulding and land on your head. You should try it! *innocent smile*

[space_ripper]

You first, dog.

[foolishdog]

Darn, guess you're not that crazy. Yet.

No, I have a better idea. Instead of hats, have them wear 3 pairs of pants. It will be much more amusing, especially with Ice.

[space_ripper]

No, it is a three hat day.

[foolishdog]

Fine, where are your hats then?

Also, I have a name, vampire. Use it.

[space_ripper]

I do not need to wear hats.

You are undeserving of a name, dog.

[foolishdog]

Yes, you do. Who styles your hair? Stevie Wonder?

You are UNDESERVING of LIFE, vampire! You had to steal SOMEONE ELSE'S body to survive! >=O

[space_ripper]

The more you talk, the shorter your life gets.

[foolishdog]

The more you talk, the more hot air ballons we could fill.

[space_ripper]

I have someone to tend to now, so this pointless conversation must end.