My hair should have been blue by now
Something I put on a list a while ago. Blue hair for the summer. Because why not. I should really do it in the winter, just to remember what color looks like.
Why blue? Because I'd have to work harder on making self-deprecating jokes than if it were green. Because it goes with absolutely nothing I wear. I think so anyway. I have absolutely no fashion sense but at least I know that.
There's this new guy at work and the first time we exchanged more than five words he asked me about how often I masturbate. With no real lead-in just, "How are you today? Good. Do you jerk-off a lot?"
This is the kind of crazy person that Papa Johns attracts. I don't know why or how, but it does. Was that a part of the interview I forgot about?
"Do you have any neuroses?"
"No, not really."
"That's alright. Are you willing to learn, because you can pick up 10 or 12 easy just from Hocine?"
Some people - I just don't understand.
Maybe I should dye my hair blue. Just to give people something to talk about. It'll make things easy at a new job. "Yeah, Terrence is doing that." Who? "The blue-haired guy."
Besides, anything to distract them from the rest of me can't be such a bad thing.
Why blue? Because I'd have to work harder on making self-deprecating jokes than if it were green. Because it goes with absolutely nothing I wear. I think so anyway. I have absolutely no fashion sense but at least I know that.
There's this new guy at work and the first time we exchanged more than five words he asked me about how often I masturbate. With no real lead-in just, "How are you today? Good. Do you jerk-off a lot?"
This is the kind of crazy person that Papa Johns attracts. I don't know why or how, but it does. Was that a part of the interview I forgot about?
"Do you have any neuroses?"
"No, not really."
"That's alright. Are you willing to learn, because you can pick up 10 or 12 easy just from Hocine?"
Some people - I just don't understand.
Maybe I should dye my hair blue. Just to give people something to talk about. It'll make things easy at a new job. "Yeah, Terrence is doing that." Who? "The blue-haired guy."
Besides, anything to distract them from the rest of me can't be such a bad thing.