Life is drastically dull these days. Still clockin' the hours at the Outfitters of Homes ( Read more... )

So... In the interest of a real post, I shall now make one ( Read more... )

Got my first paycheck yesterday! Woo!

And the first thing I did was hit Starbucks, then buy a book on evolutionary paleobiology.*

I am so cool. ^__^

*Dinosaurs.

Soooooo... I've been sitting on a little secret for about a week, so as not to jinx it, but I am once again among the gainfully employed. Which is nice. I will be working at Home Outfitters ( Read more... )

The hipster in my store is wearing:
-Gold Mardi Gras beads
-Purple v-neck T-shirt
-Skinny black jeans
-Purple Chucks
-Buddy Holly glasses
-a fauxhawk
-A watch with a bright yellow band
-A cloth bag that says "WEIRD ERA" in giant letters
-Zero body fat

I AM NOT MAKING ANY OF THIS UP.

Must... Not... Laugh...

God I hate hipsters.

If Buster Bluth and Bubbles had a kid, it would be the guy who just left my store.

Follow-up to the Twilight manga font: It's in Times New Roman. They couldn't even bother to change the default font.

In more important news, I was cleaning today and found September's list of people who'd spent enough to earn a $10 gift certificate. My name is on that list! Nobody told me!

Awesome surprise. :D

Man, the only thing cooler than chilling with an actual, factual genuine blacksmith (and leatherworker) all weekend is finding out he is familar with (and loves) Mae West. Just like you do.

Also he gave me chocolate eggs. :D

An hour on the TTC sucks, but it's worth it to watch a steampunk guy let two little kids play with the steampunk insect he's carting around with him. The kids got to tell his bug to sit, and he slyly pulled its chain so it tipped back and appeared to be sitting. Then they got to pet it ( Read more... )

-There are few things in the world I hate loathe as much as stupid goddamn retarded buttfucking cocksucking Final Anal Fantasy ( Read more... )