The Very Secret Diary of Excalibur, Sword of King Arthur

[soylenthill]

(Editor's Note: Found in Glastonbury, bound in seaweed at the shore of a certain lake. There are more excerpts, but these are the most striking. The implications if this text is authentic are staggering, yet, how could a sword write a book?)

The Diary of Excalibur

Day 1Big battle today. Arthur pulled me out and I did that trick where I catch the

Comments

[artfuldodger]

*DIES LAUGHING* holy shit that's hilarous.

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[tornsoultragedy]

=O.o=

[mustafa_5000]

funny but so wrong especially the last two days.